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Old 04-24-2008, 08:43 AM  
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Best TV Sketches Ever

This is the repository of the best TV sketches ever. Feel free to post your favorite TV sketches from past SNL, Monty Python, New Kids in the Hall, SCTV, and even variety shows such as the Carol Burnett Show, Laugh-In, and classic TV shows such as Abbott & Costello.

I'll start it off with this creepy sketch of the Chicken Lady returning to her first home. Hilarious and creepy all the same.

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Old 04-24-2008, 09:01 AM   #2
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Old 04-24-2008, 09:19 AM   #3
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Great idea for a thread! Here's my first three offerings.


Monty Python's "The Cheese Shop"

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Old 04-24-2008, 09:23 AM   #4
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Old 04-24-2008, 09:32 AM   #5
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It's a one hour "Sketch", and the other parts are all on Youtube. One of the funniest things I've ever seen was an old (Showtime or HBO?) special. It starts a little slow, but the guy is very talented.

I give you Steven Banks: Home Entertainment Center



Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W47pc...eature=related
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbVHa...eature=related
Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2yKK...eature=related
Part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKYX0...eature=related
Part 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eVz...eature=related
Part 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYxob...eature=related

A DVD is available. The contact info is on the "details" of this Youtube page.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi1Ec...eature=related
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Old 04-24-2008, 01:52 PM   #6
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Old 04-24-2008, 02:05 PM   #7
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Given the difficulty of finding SNL skits, this is pretty poor quality but one of my all time favs:
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Old 04-24-2008, 02:11 PM   #8
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