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Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Fast forward to the honeymoon:
She carries him across the threshold at the Motel Six, throws him down on the bed, sits on his head, rips off her wedding gown and screams: "DO ME GOOD YOU LITTLE HOMO, and you BETTER make me COME HARD!!!" She's probably got a big cast iron skillet at home, too. BTW: Tonya Harding is from Washington State, isn't she? |
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: American Gardens Building
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usually hooplah is involved
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Corpus Christi, TX
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Chicks from Walla Walla swalla swalla.
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Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
Casino cash: $10004900
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Hell Bwana, I'll bet you could take her.
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Mahomes Dynasty
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Parts Unknown
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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Perhaps, but this is the kind of crazy bitch that would whip out a .44 and pop a cap in a guys back. ![]() ![]()
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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It would've been fun to see them stuff wedding cake into each other's mouths.
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