Food and Drink Fat bitch fined for taking too long to eat

Hammock Parties · 10-04-2008, 09:44 PM

Eat, bitch! Eat! Also, I love british newspapers with their funky language.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1757267.ece

£150 fine... for staying too long at the KFC
By ALASTAIR TAYLOR

FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”.

The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch.

They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit.

The 24-year-old fumed yesterday: “It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back.”
Hungry

Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.

The mega bucket, which busts the Health Department’s recommended 1,940-a-day calorie count for women, cost her £13.16p.

Natalie vowed there was fat chance of her paying the £150 — insisting: “It didn’t feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.”

Last night KFC said restaurant parking was contracted to private firm Civil Enforcement Ltd — but promised to review Natalie’s case.

A spokesman said: “A parking restriction was introduced to prevent non-KFC customers using the car park.

“The 75-minute time limit is designed to accommodate our customers who generally eat for about 30 minutes.”

RJ · 10-04-2008, 09:47 PM

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Coach · 10-04-2008, 09:49 PM

Kansas Fried Chicks.

JuicesFlowing · 10-04-2008, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

FAST food fan

Priceless.

**2112** · 10-04-2008, 09:50 PM

She was ''gorging herself on a family size meal''

JuicesFlowing · 10-04-2008, 09:50 PM

Her arm is as big as my waist. Sick.

BigRock · 10-04-2008, 09:51 PM

YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR
YOU GO NOW
YOU NO COME HERE ANYMORE

ZootedGranny · 10-04-2008, 09:52 PM

"Fast food fan," "gorging," "plumped for," "fat chance."

Well played.

Hammock Parties · 10-04-2008, 09:54 PM

"scoffing"

"plumped"

"bosses"

I love brits.

JuicesFlowing · 10-04-2008, 09:55 PM

That is a pretty amusing read.

**Bugeater** · 10-04-2008, 10:05 PM

What a disgusting excuse for a human being, christ, have some respect for yourself you fat ****ing pig.

**Munson** · 10-04-2008, 10:06 PM

THAT'S A HUUUUGE BITCH!!!

Boon · 10-04-2008, 10:12 PM

Wonder what she would look like in a cow costume.

blueballs · 10-04-2008, 10:38 PM

She shits lard on bronco lineman's chests

beavis · 10-04-2008, 11:08 PM

KFC in the UK is even more revolting there than it is here. I ate there one time and never went back. I can't explain it, but it's like double the shitty mayo, and greasier chicken.

10-04-2008, 09:44 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4230478	Fat bitch fined for taking too long to eat Eat, bitch! Eat! Also, I love british newspapers with their funky language. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1757267.ece £150 fine... for staying too long at the KFC By ALASTAIR TAYLOR FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”. The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch. They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit. The 24-year-old fumed yesterday: “It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back.” Hungry Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks. The mega bucket, which busts the Health Department’s recommended 1,940-a-day calorie count for women, cost her £13.16p. Natalie vowed there was fat chance of her paying the £150 — insisting: “It didn’t feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.” Last night KFC said restaurant parking was contracted to private firm Civil Enforcement Ltd — but promised to review Natalie’s case. A spokesman said: “A parking restriction was introduced to prevent non-KFC customers using the car park. “The 75-minute time limit is designed to accommodate our customers who generally eat for about 30 minutes.”
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