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Old 01-14-2009, 01:03 PM  
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Steve Smith's guide to baby punching
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STEP TWO: SCOUT THE BABY’S WEAKNESS

STEVE SAYS: “You can’t just go punch a baby right away. You gotta watch them for a bit, so you can pick up on their tendencies. No need to rush. Like this one time, I noticed that whenever this one lady said HOORAY to her baby, the baby raised her arms. That opens up a great path for your fist. So then I went up to the kid and said HOORAY! Then the baby raised her arms and I went BOOM BITCH! Dropped that baby like a damn stone. DAMN, THAT’S GOOD BABY PUNCHING. If that baby didn’t have a shit in her pants before then, she sure did afterwards. AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.”
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:12 PM   #2
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STEVE SAYS: “You have to be able to run fast, because the second you punch that baby, the crowd is gonna react. I like to run wind sprints all spring long to keep my calves strong. That way, ain’t no mother out there that can catch me. All they can do is yell and say, ‘AHHHH WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING MY BABY?! WHAT KIND OF MAN PUNCHES INNOCENT CHILDREN?! WHY? MY BABY! MY BABY!’ That’s funny. I PUNCHED YOUR BABY BECAUSE YOUR BABY LACKS HEART. SHE WAS JUST LAYING THERE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. I’M IN THIS LIFE TO WIN! YOUR BABY JUST GOT OUTCLASSED!

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Old 01-14-2009, 01:16 PM   #3
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Steve Smith and his son were standing on a hill, and in the valley was a bunch of babies.
Son says "hey dad, how 'bout we run down there and punch one of those babies." Steve says, "no son, let's WALK down there and punch them all!!!"
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:17 PM   #4
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:18 PM   #5
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:19 PM   #6
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:20 PM   #7
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Why do I not find this the least bit comical?
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Why do I not find this the least bit comical?
Steve Smith punched your baby? Or you were punched as a baby?
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:21 PM   #9
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Why do I not find this the least bit comical?
Not sure TGG, but i have the same feeling.
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