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Old 01-26-2009, 11:09 AM  
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I did it! I won the lottery!!!
I won the Lottery! I won $800,000! Woo hoo!!! All I have to do is pay the $220 Security Keeping Fee. Wow, can you believe it? All I did was open my email and I found this:

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Dear Sir/Madam


Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice the results of the World
Bank Promo and your email Address was selected through a computer ballot
system drawn We are happy to inform you that your email won $800.000.00
United States Dollars.

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank
Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you
since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX EXPRESS
DELIVERY, West Africa, I traveled out of the country for a 3 Months Course
and I will not come back till end of March 2009.


What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY as soon
as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of
the expiring date. For your information, i have paid for the delivering
Charges, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque
showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack
in your Country. Again, I would have paid for the security keeping fee but
they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in
case of demurrage. You have to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS WEST AFRICA with
the following information:

First name:
Last Name:
Telephone:
Nationality::
Age:
Occupation:
Address:

Contact Person: Mr. Daniel J. Blunt
EmailAddress:[email protected]
Telephone:+234-8074478251

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address; Direct
telephone number; Do send it to them again to avoid any mistake on the
Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track
your package over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me
repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to
avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping
fee of $220.00 US Dollars for their immediate action. You should also let
me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Daniel Roberts

Woo hoo! I'm rich!
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:12 AM   #2
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:13 AM   #3
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tell 'em to just take it out of your winnings.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:14 AM   #4
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:15 AM   #5
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:16 AM   #6
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:17 AM   #7
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:18 AM   #8
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Wait a damned minute. I've been notified that I won that lottery.
But did you pay the Security Keeping fee?
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:19 AM   #9
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:19 AM   #10
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:20 AM   #11
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But did you pay the Security Keeping fee?
Curses.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:22 AM   #12
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What the hell man!!!!! What's wrong with you?!!!11eleventy!
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:23 AM   #13
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:23 AM   #14
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:28 AM   #15
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Should have waited until you got to Cabo to tell us. Joie's gonna take half now.
She know yet. She can't read CP at work.
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