News My journey to catch...THE MYSTIC TIGERR

God of Thunder · 03-08-2009, 11:57 PM

Hello all.........I recently went on a dangerous dangerous expedition in search of the dreaded..........MYSTICCCC TIGERRRRR (added C's and R's for emphasis). Anyway, I just wanted to share some of my photos from our expedition.

On the first day, when I arrived in the CITY OF THE HOLAY, our first order of bidness was selecting a guide to accompany us on the tour. It was hard to find the perfect one, but in the end. I selected one. The selection process if fairly difficult, but here is our first picture!

Next, in the famous CITY OF THE HOLAY, they have the worlds largest candle museum, so I took a brief moment to take a photo in here as well.

The first day or so had been fairly boring. We didn't see any of the mystic tigers. We weren't about to give up though, we were on a mission. To help our boredom, I took a picture with our guide.

The next day, we ran across a beautiful stream....It was such a gorgeous stream I decided to take a photo here as well.

Sadly, it wasn't me who saw it, but our photographer pointed it out. The rarest animal in the world....the MYSTICC TIGERRRRRRR. I had to take one more picture with it.

Unfortunately...The tiger heard us, smelled us, and saw us....he started to charge, we had to RUN INTO THE LONG GRASS to save our lives, our photographer some how took a picture during the chase.

Finally, after a long run, we were able to reposition ourselves so that we could get a much better view of the MYSTICCC TIGERRRR

I suddenly had a burst of manliness, and approached a tiger....he let me pet him.

So thats the end of my little tour, one more photo of the beautiful jungle foliage.

Ultra Peanut · 03-09-2009, 12:03 AM

YESSSSSSSS

Ultra Peanut · 03-09-2009, 12:06 AM

Did you cross paths with or otherwise encounter these intrepid adventurers?

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-09-2009, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

Did you cross paths with or otherwise encounter these intrepid adventurers?

That was one AWESOME Mystic Flatpan...er, Tigerrrrr....!

You are hereby awarded 2 out of 4 flames:

Jenson71 · 03-09-2009, 02:40 AM

what the ****

Thig Lyfe · 03-09-2009, 03:13 AM

I have reason to believe none of this actually happened.

Chief Chief · 03-09-2009, 06:27 AM

Subtle sexual innuendos/references found in your "journey":

mystic tiger = pussy

HOLAY = ho lay (get it? ho...lay...?)

candle museum = you're sexually hot/on fire (it could also mean dildos)

guide = pimp (notice his porn 'stache)

hat = condom

your inability to spot the mystic tiger = you're a virgin

the gorgeous stream = your premature ejaculation

"burst of manliness" = "HE SHOOTS - HE SCORES!"

LONG GRASS = you took long, extended hits on a doobie

green foliage = your newly-acquired, life-long STD

Chief Chief · 03-09-2009, 06:29 AM

Oh...and one more:

"the end of my little tour" = your tiny limp dick

bishop_74 · 03-09-2009, 07:16 AM

Was your vacation in 1080p or 720?

Frankie · 03-09-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by God Of Thunder

My journey to catch...THE MYSTIC TIGERR

You spelled Tigger wrong.

God of Thunder · 03-09-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bishop_74

Was your vacation in 1080p or 720?

If you must know, its 62 inches........of 1080.

bishop_74 · 03-09-2009, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by God Of Thunder

If you must know, its 62 inches........of 1080.

Impressive... It looks like you are starting to tan from standing so close to it though.

**Dave Lane** · 03-09-2009, 10:50 AM

If you were trying to find a mythical Tigger in the final four give up now it will never happen.

**RealSNR** · 03-09-2009, 11:30 AM

Are you, by any chance, friends with a guy who thinks hot chicks love him for his motorcycles?

03-08-2009, 11:57 PM
God of Thunder Trained to reign as the one. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Casino cash: $8849344	My journey to catch...THE MYSTIC TIGERR Hello all.........I recently went on a dangerous dangerous expedition in search of the dreaded..........MYSTICCCC TIGERRRRR (added C's and R's for emphasis). Anyway, I just wanted to share some of my photos from our expedition. On the first day, when I arrived in the CITY OF THE HOLAY, our first order of bidness was selecting a guide to accompany us on the tour. It was hard to find the perfect one, but in the end. I selected one. The selection process if fairly difficult, but here is our first picture! Next, in the famous CITY OF THE HOLAY, they have the worlds largest candle museum, so I took a brief moment to take a photo in here as well. The first day or so had been fairly boring. We didn't see any of the mystic tigers. We weren't about to give up though, we were on a mission. To help our boredom, I took a picture with our guide. The next day, we ran across a beautiful stream....It was such a gorgeous stream I decided to take a photo here as well. Sadly, it wasn't me who saw it, but our photographer pointed it out. The rarest animal in the world....the MYSTICC TIGERRRRRRR. I had to take one more picture with it. Unfortunately...The tiger heard us, smelled us, and saw us....he started to charge, we had to RUN INTO THE LONG GRASS to save our lives, our photographer some how took a picture during the chase. Finally, after a long run, we were able to reposition ourselves so that we could get a much better view of the MYSTICCC TIGERRRR I suddenly had a burst of manliness, and approached a tiger....he let me pet him. So thats the end of my little tour, one more photo of the beautiful jungle foliage.
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03-09-2009, 12:03 AM	#2
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	YESSSSSSSS __________________
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03-09-2009, 12:06 AM	#3
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03-09-2009, 06:27 AM	#7
Chief Chief Veteran Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City MO Casino cash: $10004900	Subtle sexual innuendos/references found in your "journey": mystic tiger = pussy HOLAY = ho lay (get it? ho...lay...?) candle museum = you're sexually hot/on fire (it could also mean dildos) guide = pimp (notice his porn 'stache) hat = condom your inability to spot the mystic tiger = you're a virgin the gorgeous stream = your premature ejaculation "burst of manliness" = "HE SHOOTS - HE SCORES!" LONG GRASS = you took long, extended hits on a doobie green foliage = your newly-acquired, life-long STD
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03-09-2009, 06:29 AM	#8
Chief Chief Veteran Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City MO Casino cash: $10004900	Oh...and one more: "the end of my little tour" = your tiny limp dick
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