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Old 09-10-2009, 01:38 PM  
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Well now, if this isn't the coolest thing for your next football game.

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Old 09-10-2009, 01:39 PM   #2
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um....those came out about 20 years ago. They used to have a walking cane flask as well.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:39 PM   #3
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You'd think they'd notice your binoculars sloshing.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:39 PM   #4
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Waste of money, I bought this...I couldn't see shit!
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:42 PM   #5
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um....those came out about 20 years ago. They used to have a walking cane flask as well.
Okay, whatever MacGuyver.

I'm not trying to present some new state-of-the art product, just tying in the start of the season with something relative to football.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:42 PM   #6
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Waste of money, I bought this...I couldn't see shit!
Whatever you filled it with wasn't strong enough or you needed a 2nd one for the 2nd quarter.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:51 PM   #7
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:53 PM   #8
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They are already wise to these at the local sporting venues, they check binoculars.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:55 PM   #9
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They are already wise to these at the local sporting venues, they check binoculars.
What about cameras?
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:55 PM   #10
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What they need to come out with is a cell phone flask. That should fool the ushers.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:56 PM   #11
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What about cameras?
You're made to uncase both cameras and binoculars at the place I enter most frequently.
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:01 PM   #12
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What they need to come out with is a cell phone flask. That should fool the ushers.
Yeah, but I'd need one the size of one of those '80's cell phones.
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:08 PM   #13
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Waste of money, I bought this...I couldn't see shit!
Was that before or after drinking the contents?
If it was before that’s because the liquor got in the way, if it was after……well, that’s actually the same problem.
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:08 PM   #14
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:10 PM   #15
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I think I can improve this design:

Make one side a functional magnifying lenses so it has a practical use and in the other side being used as the holding container create a depression at the bottom of the cylinder where the liquid would naturally flow when raised in 'viewing mode' from the functional side.

Finally connect a tube to the bottom on of the reservoir to transfer liquor from the cylinder to mouth without suspicion.
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