Life Hogfarmer: Seaworld is calling...

T-post Tom · 03:04 AM

"Ventre speculated that there may be more restrictions placed on who can work with the whale, but it's unclear whether much can be done -- someone still has to feed Tilikum 300 pounds of fish a day, administer medication and perform other daily tasks with the animal. Tilikum is also part of an artificial insemination program, which means someone has to roll him over and extract sperm from him."

This is the whale that killed the trainer at SeaWorld. Not to make light of a sad story, but the thought of extracting sperm from a 12,000 pound animal is not something you'd normally consider. (Maybe in Hogfarmer's dreams?) That said, condolences to Dawn Brancheau's family.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/02/25/wha...ath/index.html

chop · 02-26-2010, 01:36 AM

The girl who died is the sister of a person who goes to my Church and also plays on my softball team.

Pushead2 · 02-26-2010, 02:52 AM

FAX · 02-26-2010, 04:37 AM

I have confidence in Mr. Hog Farmer. A whale is nothing more than a sea-going hog, anyhow and Mr. Hog Farmer clearly has the magic touch.

The only potential problem I see is that, in order to get a hog in the mood, Mr. Hog Farmer has to dress up nice. But, when working with a sea-going hog, the seawater is going to ruin his hair and wash away his perfume. Not to mention the fact that it's going to be difficult to speak sweet nothings into the whale's ear because A) they have no ear and B) it's all going to come out like "Gurgle, blurgle, blub, blub, glub." underwater.

FAX

Rukdafaidas · 02-26-2010, 05:41 AM

I bet killer whale sperm is worth some jack.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-26-2010, 05:47 AM

This thread title is full of teh WIN!

Hog's Gone Fishin · 02-26-2010, 07:25 AM

Sorry , whales and sharks I don't do.

JD10367 · 02-26-2010, 07:33 AM

There was a frame in one of the news videos that showed the body next to the pool covered by a sheet, and the whale was in the tank. I swear I heard Britney's "Oops I Did It Again" in my head.

Really, people. This whale was involved in two other fatalities. How many people does this Dexter of the ocean need to kill before you realize, "No, I don't want to f**king play with you and balance you on my f**king nose!"

(Seriously, though... it's an 18,000-pound wild animal. These are the risks you run when you keep something the size of a small submarine in a tiny pool. It doesn't want to be there. And when you work with them, you know the risks. Same goes for people who work with big cats. They're just doing what they do.)

**Iowanian** · 02-26-2010, 07:38 AM

They should let the Japanese eat it, and save a lot of time, money and 300lbs of fish per day.

Hydrae · 02-26-2010, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

They should let the Japanese eat it, and save a lot of time, money and 300lbs of fish per day.

That would be some killer sushi.

Sofa King · 02-26-2010, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

They should let the Japanese eat it, and save a lot of time, money and 300lbs of fish per day.

DAMN UUUU DOLPHANS AND RWALES!!!!!

PunkinDrublic · 02-26-2010, 10:14 AM

What's crazy is those brazilian tourists were watching the show from the underwater viewing area and all of the sudden they see the whale swimming with the trainer in it's jaws.
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02-26-2010, 12:50 AM
T-post Tom Busy in a Kohl's restroom Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland Casino cash: $1897293	Hogfarmer: Seaworld is calling... "Ventre speculated that there may be more restrictions placed on who can work with the whale, but it's unclear whether much can be done -- someone still has to feed Tilikum 300 pounds of fish a day, administer medication and perform other daily tasks with the animal. Tilikum is also part of an artificial insemination program, which means someone has to roll him over and extract sperm from him." This is the whale that killed the trainer at SeaWorld. Not to make light of a sad story, but the thought of extracting sperm from a 12,000 pound animal is not something you'd normally consider. (Maybe in Hogfarmer's dreams?) That said, condolences to Dawn Brancheau's family. http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/02/25/wha...ath/index.html Last edited by T-post Tom; 02-26-2010 at 03:04 AM..
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FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	I have confidence in Mr. Hog Farmer. A whale is nothing more than a sea-going hog, anyhow and Mr. Hog Farmer clearly has the magic touch. The only potential problem I see is that, in order to get a hog in the mood, Mr. Hog Farmer has to dress up nice. But, when working with a sea-going hog, the seawater is going to ruin his hair and wash away his perfume. Not to mention the fact that it's going to be difficult to speak sweet nothings into the whale's ear because A) they have no ear and B) it's all going to come out like "Gurgle, blurgle, blub, blub, glub." underwater. FAX
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02-26-2010, 07:33 AM	#8
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	There was a frame in one of the news videos that showed the body next to the pool covered by a sheet, and the whale was in the tank. I swear I heard Britney's "Oops I Did It Again" in my head. Really, people. This whale was involved in two other fatalities. How many people does this Dexter of the ocean need to kill before you realize, "No, I don't want to fking play with you and balance you on my fking nose!" (Seriously, though... it's an 18,000-pound wild animal. These are the risks you run when you keep something the size of a small submarine in a tiny pool. It doesn't want to be there. And when you work with them, you know the risks. Same goes for people who work with big cats. They're just doing what they do.)
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PunkinDrublic Stay down bitch! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $4440670	What's crazy is those brazilian tourists were watching the show from the underwater viewing area and all of the sudden they see the whale swimming with the trainer in it's jaws. Posted via Mobile Device
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