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Old 06-16-2010, 12:32 PM  
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German Student Attacks Hell's Angels with Puppy

Best news story since the famous "Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar" story.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615

(Reuters) - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.


"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.


The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.
(Reporting by Max Chrambach, editing by Paul Casciato)
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:35 PM   #2
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:38 PM   #3
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so he was at the clubhouse and did this?
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:40 PM   #4
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so he was at the clubhouse and did this?
That's how the story reads, anyway.
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:43 PM   #5
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Brilliant defense strategy. Even the Hells Angels love puppies. What could be more distracting? Not sure about his choice of getaway vehicle, though.
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:43 PM   #6
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A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:45 PM   #7
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Escaping in a stolen...bulldozer...yeah, that thing probably tops out at like 25 mph...must have been impossible to catch him...
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:47 PM   #8
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:47 PM   #9
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it's brilliant...chuck the puppy, steal the cat.
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:47 PM   #10
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:49 PM   #11
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:57 PM   #12
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Old 06-16-2010, 01:23 PM   #13
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:01 PM   #15
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