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German Student Attacks Hell's Angels with Puppy
Best news story since the famous "Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar" story.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615 (Reuters) - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer. German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police. "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression. The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added. (Reporting by Max Chrambach, editing by Paul Casciato) |
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Is this part of another Lady Gaga video?
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so he was at the clubhouse and did this?
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That's how the story reads, anyway.
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SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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Brilliant defense strategy. Even the Hells Angels love puppies. What could be more distracting? Not sure about his choice of getaway vehicle, though.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
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Escaping in a stolen...bulldozer...yeah, that thing probably tops out at like 25 mph...must have been impossible to catch him...
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Those Hells Angels are some ruff customers.
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it's brilliant...chuck the puppy, steal the cat.
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Needs more middle fingers
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Actually made me lol.
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Live free or die hard
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That opening sentence is classic.
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Did you hear what I said?
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You'd think a motorcycle could catch a bulldozer. Must have been a turbo-charged BMW bulldozer!
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Draft a QB
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German technology.
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Ain't no relax!
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Understandable.... whenever I'm confronted with danger, I start hurling puppies....
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How in the world do you "escape on a bulldozer". Charlie Weis could catch one of those.
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