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So... a N.C. man calls 911 after he sees a blonde bigfoot messing with his dogs
Okay, that's interesting. They think he may have been drinking. His ultra slow southern accent does not help his cause.
I have been drunk more times than I can possibly count. I have never "seen things." When drinking have you ever seen pink elephants or the like? Edit: Story link Beautiful blonde hair and six fingers http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/ar...gfoot/19518628 Last edited by LaChapelle; 06-19-2010 at 01:37 PM.. |
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I've hallucinated a time or 4 in my life, but never because of alcohol.
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Was it those times you thought you saw the child support checks?
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Well, money was falling out of the sky on one occasion.
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That guy was doing more than drinking!
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Did you hear what I said?
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Blonde bigfeet have more fun!
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Coulda been Dee Snyder, I suppose.
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Would it be "bigfoots" or "bigfeet"? I'd hate to get it wrong.
Where's that new grammarnazi idiot? We need a ruling. |
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lsd is your friend...
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Bigfeets.
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Crazy people and 911 kind of go together. There isn't a pay period that goes by where I don't talk to someone that's crazier than a shit house rat.
The funny/cruel thing about it all though...we still have to act like we're interested in what they have to say. "Oh we'll get right on top of that ma'am/sir." |
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I know when I'm drinking- ugly women turn into hot models.
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I guess there is the possiblity that people need the police to show up with out telling them the real reason
Such as, a blond bigfoot=I sold a guy meth that made his wife go blind and he wants to kill me or maybe wanting a piece of the tourist dolllars that won't go the coast |
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