Chiefs Emotional Primer - a Recent History of Chiefs vs Colts

Warrior5 · 10-04-2010, 08:46 AM

Indianapolis...

Yes, we hate the Raiders; it's our DNA. And no team incurs my utter loathing and contempt like the Donks. But just for Week 5 of the 2010 season, let’s talk a little Colt-hate.

Now I know it’s hard to hate on the Colts the same way Chief fans hate Oakland scum and cheatin’ Denver dirtbags, especially for some of you younger Planet n00bs. Indy is talented. Indy is respectable. The Colts’ organization is a class act. Unlike Oakland and Denver, they don’t have scumbags, wife-beaters, cross-dressers, drunk drivers, dope smokers, or cheap-shot artists on their roster.

The Chiefs will certainly be road-dogs at Indy. They should be. Just having Manning, Clark, Adai, Wayne, Freeney, Bethea, Mathis, and Sanders on one roster would be a fantasy football player’s dream. But just for a moment, try to forget the Chiefs’ current record, the numerous Player of the Week accolades, and the stats. Pull up a chair, and let me break down some recent history for you.

In the ’95 playoff game at Arrowhead, in -9 windchill conditions, the underdog Colts walked away with a 10-7 victory over the 13-3 Chiefs. Of course, they were greatly assisted by the "kicker who shall remain nameless" missing three FGs, along with 3 interceptions. That was junk punch #1.

The Colts kicked us in the crotch again the very next year, and got a two-fer. The 9-5 Chiefs hosted the 8-6 Colts at Arrowhead in week 16, and again the Colts won a squeaker, 24-19. Consequently, both teams’ records went to 9-6, and in the final week of the regular season, the Colts received the final playoff spot over the Chiefs because of the tie-breaker. Junk punches #2 and #3.

It was seven long years before the Chiefs again faced the Colts in post-season play. You’d figure with all the new players, new rules, and seven years to forget bad habits, things would be different. The again 13-3 Chiefs hosted the Colts at Arrowhead, and despite Priest Holmes and Dante Hall, Peyton ****ing Manning had a near perfect day, beating the Chiefs 38-31 in the only punt-less playoff game in history. This one hurt the most for two reasons: our crappy D couldn’t stop them ONE time, and I froze my ass off during that game. With junk punch #4, I literally began to loathe Indy.

Although the 2007 Chiefs really had no business being in the playoffs, the stars aligned, Herm Edwards threw chicken bones on the floor, and there they were. Not surprisingly, they got their asses handed to them 23-8 in that first game and went home. But it was the fact that this thumping occurred in Indy that caused my blood to boil.

Which brings us to the present. The biggest burr in the Chiefs’ saddle over the last 15 years hasn’t been the Oakland Asshats or the Denver Douchebags. Sure, they’re so much easier to hate, but they aren’t the enemy this week.

I’m tired of getting clowned by the Colts...

I’m tired of the lop-sided record...

Most of all, I’m fed up with getting kicked in the nads with a horseshoe.

So respect and admire the Colts all you want, but for this week, and at least until about 3:45 p.m. CST on Sunday, I’m a Colt-hater.

Feel free to join me.

Colts

oldandslow · 10-04-2010, 08:48 AM

Rep...

Great post. The mannings have been the Raiders to me for quite some time.

Kill the Colts!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Locke · 10-04-2010, 10:20 AM

let the hate-in begin!!

Johnny

AndChiefs · 10-04-2010, 08:49 AM

I hate the Colts.

FAX · 10-04-2010, 08:55 AM

I attended a family dinner at a sports bar last afternoon and (as is the norm around these parts) the room was full of Manning fans. One of them had real long, gray, frizzy hair that stuck way up out of the visor deal he was wearing as though he had inserted his penis into a wall socket and taken the full 110 volts up the wazoo, through the nervous system, and out the follicles. The waitress said he was a bad tipper, too.

FAX

InChiefsHeaven · 10-04-2010, 09:00 AM

I'm down with that. Fug the Colts!!

**MahiMike** · 10-04-2010, 09:03 AM

...if it just weren't for that Peyton dude...

Goldmember · 10-04-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike

...if it just weren't for that Peyton dude...

Just like Elway, if it weren't for him, the Chiefs could have won another SB by now. Wish he stayed with the Colts, that bastard!

redngold85 · 10-04-2010, 09:31 AM

man I was at that 2007 playoff game and it was bruuuuuuuuuuutal...but I was also at the regular season game in 2004(?) on Halloween when the Chiefs pulled it out 45-35, so I have that to hold on to...

great post, albeit depressing...

Otter · 10-04-2010, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by redngold85

man I was at that 2007 playoff game and it was bruuuuuuuuuuutal...but I was also at the regular season game in 2004(?) on Halloween when the Chiefs pulled it out 45-35, so I have that to hold on to...

great post, albeit depressing...

That's the game that turned dislike to utter resentment and hate for Herm (gag reflex) Edwards.

**Bugeater** · 10-04-2010, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

That's the game that turned dislike to utter resentment and hate for Herm (gag reflex) Edwards.

Same here, I'll never understand why he didn't bench Green at halftime, he was woefully ineffective. Herm had absolutely nothing to lose by putting Huard in the game.

Otter · 10-04-2010, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Same here, I'll never understand why he didn't bench Green at halftime, he was woefully ineffective. Herm had absolutely nothing to lose by putting Huard in the game.

Yeah, that whole game was pretty much a coaching abortion. I can get pissed off just thinking about that display while they were wearing Chiefs uniforms.

National disgrace. Go choke on a dildo Herm you dickbag.

We're doing much better now though.

siberian khatru · 10-04-2010, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

That's the game that turned dislike to utter resentment and hate for Herm (gag reflex) Edwards.

I also made up my mind about Herm vs. the Colts, but it was the regular season game that Brodie started. KC hung right with them into the 4th quarter, but then Herm refused to let Brodie throw downfield to try to win the game. He was content to sit back and hope Indy handed it to us -- in the RCA Dome, with Manning at the helm.

"You play to win the game" my ass.

**gblowfish** · 10-04-2010, 09:33 AM

If they have a bad year, maybe they'll throw all their stuff in moving van and leave Indy in the middle of the night.

**grandllama** · 10-04-2010, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

If they have a bad year, maybe they'll throw all their stuff in moving van and leave Indy in the middle of the night.

I would dance on their grave...

10-04-2010, 08:46 AM	Topic Starter
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8054010	Emotional Primer - a Recent History of Chiefs vs Colts Indianapolis... Yes, we hate the Raiders; it's our DNA. And no team incurs my utter loathing and contempt like the Donks. But just for Week 5 of the 2010 season, let’s talk a little Colt-hate. Now I know it’s hard to hate on the Colts the same way Chief fans hate Oakland scum and cheatin’ Denver dirtbags, especially for some of you younger Planet n00bs. Indy is talented. Indy is respectable. The Colts’ organization is a class act. Unlike Oakland and Denver, they don’t have scumbags, wife-beaters, cross-dressers, drunk drivers, dope smokers, or cheap-shot artists on their roster. The Chiefs will certainly be road-dogs at Indy. They should be. Just having Manning, Clark, Adai, Wayne, Freeney, Bethea, Mathis, and Sanders on one roster would be a fantasy football player’s dream. But just for a moment, try to forget the Chiefs’ current record, the numerous Player of the Week accolades, and the stats. Pull up a chair, and let me break down some recent history for you. In the ’95 playoff game at Arrowhead, in -9 windchill conditions, the underdog Colts walked away with a 10-7 victory over the 13-3 Chiefs. Of course, they were greatly assisted by the "kicker who shall remain nameless" missing three FGs, along with 3 interceptions. That was junk punch #1. The Colts kicked us in the crotch again the very next year, and got a two-fer. The 9-5 Chiefs hosted the 8-6 Colts at Arrowhead in week 16, and again the Colts won a squeaker, 24-19. Consequently, both teams’ records went to 9-6, and in the final week of the regular season, the Colts received the final playoff spot over the Chiefs because of the tie-breaker. Junk punches #2 and #3. It was seven long years before the Chiefs again faced the Colts in post-season play. You’d figure with all the new players, new rules, and seven years to forget bad habits, things would be different. The again 13-3 Chiefs hosted the Colts at Arrowhead, and despite Priest Holmes and Dante Hall, Peyton ****ing Manning had a near perfect day, beating the Chiefs 38-31 in the only punt-less playoff game in history. This one hurt the most for two reasons: our crappy D couldn’t stop them ONE time, and I froze my ass off during that game. With junk punch #4, I literally began to loathe Indy. Although the 2007 Chiefs really had no business being in the playoffs, the stars aligned, Herm Edwards threw chicken bones on the floor, and there they were. Not surprisingly, they got their asses handed to them 23-8 in that first game and went home. But it was the fact that this thumping occurred in Indy that caused my blood to boil. Which brings us to the present. The biggest burr in the Chiefs’ saddle over the last 15 years hasn’t been the Oakland Asshats or the Denver Douchebags. Sure, they’re so much easier to hate, but they aren’t the enemy this week. I’m tired of getting clowned by the Colts... I’m tired of the lop-sided record... Most of all, I’m fed up with getting kicked in the nads with a horseshoe. So respect and admire the Colts all you want, but for this week, and at least until about 3:45 p.m. CST on Sunday, I’m a Colt-hater. Feel free to join me. Colts
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10-04-2010, 10:20 AM	#3
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10-04-2010, 08:55 AM	#5
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10-04-2010, 09:00 AM	#6
InChiefsHeaven Rockin' yer FACE OFF! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Omaha, Nebraska Casino cash: $595437	I'm down with that. Fug the Colts!! __________________ We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse... Die Donks, DIE!! Holy Crap fellas!!! We did it!!! THREE TIMES!!!
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10-04-2010, 08:48 AM	#2
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10-04-2010, 08:49 AM	#4
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10-04-2010, 09:31 AM	#9
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