Other Games Gladiator Round 2, Match 6: dartgod vs. truebigdog

**Rain Man** · 07:29 PM

Something tells me the Cinnabon people are going to have a story to tell when they get home tonight.

dartgod:

Scalpel Bolas

No backup weapon

Time to plan: 6 seconds

(Since it's hard to find them, see this post for an example of a scalpel bola at work: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...as#post7709891)

truebigdog:

Two Handed Sword

Backup weapon: Hedge Clippers

Time to plan: 72 seconds

Venue:

The local mall, extremely crowded with shoppers

Starting distance: 1,718 feet

**mlyonsd** · 07-10-2011, 06:56 PM

This one is tough. Need more info from the combatants.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2011, 07:00 PM

Yeah, I've met dartgod and he's a bronzed adonis warrior (well, kind of - compared to me he is), but I don't know how truebigdog compares.

Otter · 07-10-2011, 07:08 PM

What are "Scalpel Bolas"?

I tried Google, I swear. And wow is Google quick, it was the first hit.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2011, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

What are "Scalpel Bolas"?

Well, did you click the link? Or do I need to come over there and do it for you?

Otter · 07-10-2011, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Well, did you click the link? Or do I need to come over there and do it for you?

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...0_aA-g&cad=rja

This kind of worries me if I ever want to run for president.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2011, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...0_aA-g&cad=rja

Not that link. The other link. (Waits a moment.) Yeah, that one. Click that one.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2011, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

This kind of worries me if I ever want to run for president.

That's why you have interns. Do you think Bill Clinton handled his own link? No way. He had interns to do that stuff.

Otter · 07-10-2011, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

That's why you have interns. Do you think Bill Clinton handled his own link? No way. He had interns to do that stuff.

Sorry, I took this of course but I still don't know what "Scalpel Bolas" are so I'll just

until I do.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2011, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

Sorry, I took this of course but I still don't know what "Scalpel Bolas" are so I'll just

until I do.

Psst. Did you check out the link in the original post? It's from some movie.

Hammock Parties · 07-10-2011, 07:26 PM

SCALPEL BOLAS MOTHER****ERS

Hammock Parties · 07-10-2011, 07:28 PM

Without all the shoppers I'd pick the guy with the sword. But with all the traffic, cover and a much quicker and more flexible weapon, I like dartgod.

KurtCobain · 07-10-2011, 07:30 PM

That's a pretty far distance. Walking through a mall with a sword and hedge clippers, I'd imagine the rent-a-cops are going to try and subdue you. Then you chop them, and you got good samaritans from behind to hold you down.

Then Dartgod shows up, weapon hidden, and kills you while your pinned waiting for police.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2011, 07:31 PM

Given their starting distance, I wonder if they'll both stop along the way and add a bunch of shirts intermixed with Barnes and Noble books as shielding. I think that'd be my plan.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2011, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

That's a pretty far distance. Walking through a mall with a sword and hedge clippers, I'd imagine the rent-a-cops are going to try and subdue you. Then you chop them, and you got good samaritans from behind to hold you down.

Then Dartgod shows up, weapon hidden, and kills you while your pinned waiting for police.

This is a very good point. truebigdog will be trying to explain to the mall cops that he was just at Cutlery World, and dartgod will take him out.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
dartgod	21	42.86%
truebigdog	28	57.14%
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07-10-2011, 06:50 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3068491 VARSITY	Gladiator Round 2, Match 6: dartgod vs. truebigdog Something tells me the Cinnabon people are going to have a story to tell when they get home tonight. dartgod: Scalpel Bolas No backup weapon Time to plan: 6 seconds (Since it's hard to find them, see this post for an example of a scalpel bola at work: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...as#post7709891) truebigdog: Two Handed Sword Backup weapon: Hedge Clippers Time to plan: 72 seconds Venue: The local mall, extremely crowded with shoppers Starting distance: 1,718 feet Last edited by Rain Man; 07-10-2011 at 07:29 PM..
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07-10-2011, 06:56 PM	#2
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $1423762	This one is tough. Need more info from the combatants.
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07-10-2011, 07:00 PM	#3
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3068491 VARSITY	Yeah, I've met dartgod and he's a bronzed adonis warrior (well, kind of - compared to me he is), but I don't know how truebigdog compares. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-10-2011, 07:26 PM	#11
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4460478	SCALPEL BOLAS MOTHER****ERS __________________ Chiefs game films
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07-10-2011, 07:28 PM	#12
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4460478	Without all the shoppers I'd pick the guy with the sword. But with all the traffic, cover and a much quicker and more flexible weapon, I like dartgod. __________________ Chiefs game films
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07-10-2011, 07:30 PM	#13
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-1727903	That's a pretty far distance. Walking through a mall with a sword and hedge clippers, I'd imagine the rent-a-cops are going to try and subdue you. Then you chop them, and you got good samaritans from behind to hold you down. Then Dartgod shows up, weapon hidden, and kills you while your pinned waiting for police.
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07-10-2011, 07:31 PM	#14
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3068491 VARSITY	Given their starting distance, I wonder if they'll both stop along the way and add a bunch of shirts intermixed with Barnes and Noble books as shielding. I think that'd be my plan. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,644