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Entry C
Sunday, October 2, 2011 It was 3rd and 12. The Chiefs were down 10-7 with 1:34 to go in the game. Cassel was shaking off the latest hit he had just taken from Jared Allen. Deciding on the play, he thinks of a slant that might gain them 5 yards. They're in field goal range. Sure Succop had missed the previous two from 42 and 36, but surely he could make a 32 yarder. Cassel calls the play, around comes Allen again, and the next thing he knows, Cassel comes to with the medical personnel surrounding him lifting him up onto the cart to be wheeled off. It turned out that he was knocked unconscious when his head hit the ground. It was very likely that he would be out the remainder of the season. The horror of this sunk in about the time he realized that the crowd was chanting something. Were they cheering? They were. They were cheering for Stanzi. After Cassel was taken off of the field, the Chiefs were now 3rd and 7 after the offsides call on Jared Allen on the previous play. Stanzi, makes the call, throws the ball to Bowe who falls into the end zone. The Chiefs are able to hold off the Vikings to win the game 14-10. Even though they won that game, the Chiefs would finish the year 1-15. The draft is soon. I wonder who they'll take with the first pick? |
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09-27-2011, 07:32 PM | #4 |
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Entry D
It was a chilly morning in Kansas City and the Chiefs had just finished out the season. Cassel had just cleaned out his locker for the last time and was walking down the hall towards the exit. When suddently he heard footsteps behind him. "Your and idiot!", screeched a voice. Cassel, surprised by the voice, jumped to the side and dropped his grape Gatorade. The bottle crashed to the floor and in a swift motion, Cassel turned around. "Hel.. hello?", stuttered Cassel. A few seconds passed and no answer. Cassel shrugged, picked up his Gatorade, and proceeded towards the exit. As he gripped the door knob, a chill ran through him. He loosened his grip and backed away from the door. As he turned around, a group of men began laughing hysterically. "What's so funny?", he asked. Complete silence came over the group and smiles turned to evil grins. Suddenly Cassel caught a whiff of antifreeze and shifted to his right to see an aids tree engulfed in flames in the middle of the floor. The group turned away and proceeded to laugh again. Cassel dropped to his knees and began sobbing like a little bitch. The End. ------------------------- Entry E Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, Matt Cassel was cut from the Chiefs and the people rejoiced. The End ----------------------- ENTRY F It was quiet in the locker room at 1 Arrowhead Drive. Suddenly a noise broke the silence. “sob sniffle sob” Grabbing a flashlight the security guard slowly walked the aisles, swinging the light back and forth. “ANTIFREEZE!” a raspy voice cried followed by a scream that raised the hackles on the guard’s neck. Shivering, he continued through the locker room shining the light as he went. “NO NOT THE BURNING AIDS TREE!” The voice sounded more tortured than before with a touch of hysteria in it. Turning a corner the guard came upon a strange scene eerily lit by the flickering of his flashlight. Matt Cassel was surrounded by a group of people with computers, tablets and cell phones chanting “suck for Luck, suck for Luck, suck for Luck...” their faces glowing in the light from the various screens. “NO NO!” Cassel screams “I’m not as bad as I look, please please don’t cut me!” Cassel fell to his knees crying and shaking. BWAHAHAHAHA laughed the crowd, “you’re not just getting cut you’re getting cut AND pasted far, far from here.” There was a bright flash of light followed by a thunderous BOOM and the locker room was plunged into total darkness. The guard turned his light back on, the locker room was empty except for a number 7 jersey smoldering on the floor. |
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09-27-2011, 07:50 PM | #9 |
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09-27-2011, 07:56 PM | #12 |
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dont post that in here, edit your post and clean it
ENTRY G former Chiefs QB Matt Cassel was found dead holding a jug of anti freeze in a burning aids tree this evening. It is being investigated as suicide with homicide overtones. Chiefs GM Scott Pioli had this to say "We only wish Matt the best, so we cut him after we heard the news. We decided we want to go a different direction". It's been a long 3 seasons for QB Matt Cassel and the Chiefs. Cassel spent this 2012 off season training with Kurt Warner at his ranch in Cedar Rapids Ia. in hopes of sharpening his game, but after 6 weeks with one of america's most accurate passers, Cassel could not hit his passes to the broad side of Warner's barn. Chiefs head coach Todd Haley and former OC Charlie Weis even went up to Warner's midwest compound to continue grooming the former Tom Brady back up, to no avail. Today, he was cut from the Chiefs. |
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