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Seinfeld Star Shoots Self In Head, Lives,Calls 911- Probably Due to CP Poll Hate
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-.../#.T0VhMYem_NU
'SEINFELD' STAR Survives Suicide Attempt 'I've Shot Myself in the Head' Daniel von Bargen -- who played Mr. Kruger in "Seinfeld" -- is clinging to life in an Ohio hospital after shooting himself in the head Monday morning in a failed suicide attempt ... and TMZ has the horrifying 911 tape in which he calls for help. Daniel tells the 911 operator, "I've shot myself in the head ... and I need help." The operator asks if it was an accident -- Daniel replies, "I was supposed to go to the hospital and I didn't want to." Daniel says he's diabetic, explaining, "They were supposed to amputate at least a few toes." The operator asks where the gunshot wound is -- Daniel replies, "I shot in my temple." Law enforcement officials confirm they were dispatched to von Bargen's Cincinnati apartment complex a short time later -- and when they arrived, you can hear them on the 911 tape ... yelling at Daniel to keep his hands where they could see them. Von Bargen -- who also played Chief Grady in "Super Troopers" -- was transported to a nearby hospital where he is currently in critical condition. During the call, Daniel goes into even more graphic detail about his condition. Listen at your own discretion. ![]() |
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There's a video in the link
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See even he knows that Seinfeld sucks.
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How did he not die?
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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No suicide for you.
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Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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His show won the ****ing poll! That was dumb of him to do that.
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Should have shot Jerry instead. Seinfeld sucks and so does anyone who likes it.
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I voted for the Simpsons, btw.
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See what you haters have done!!
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Did you hear what I said?
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This reminds me of the line from the Kevin Kline movie I Love You To Death: "When a you get shot in a the head, it make a you think."
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From about 5:10 on it sounds like he's getting a blow job.
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We need more Seinfeld threads like we need a hole in our head.
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Wasted away again...
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He seems rather calm throughout the ordeal.
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LOL
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