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Peyton Manning Hiding Other Ailments- What Are They?
This article is a little dated, but it brings up an interesting theory. And it's from the kissingsuzykolber.com site so it's bullshit.
Sports Illustrated’s Don Banks (DONNIE BRASCO!) yesterday dropped the nuggetbomb that Peyton Manning had a previously undisclosed fourth surgical procedure on his NeckAIDs during the lockout last year, and that the always cryptic, always whispering “league sources” believe that Peyton has developed bones spurs in his neck that will require additional surgery at some point in the future. At KSK, we know for every hidden secret that is revealed, especially when it comes to the cagey House of Manning, there are potentially dozens more waiting to be discovered. We’ll save you and SI some time and list them here: Snaggletooth Secret third testicle Shy bladder Wooden leg with kickstand Actual battleship lodged in forehead Can’t taste sour Horn that is ugly even for a Manning (http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content...peypeyhorn.jpg) Spina trifida Those parasites that made Fry smart in Futurama. Prostate the size of a honeydew Papaphobia (fear of the Pope) Non-partum depression Uncontrollable flow of breast milk Faulty circuitry So fellow CP Members, what other ailments have you heard that Peyton Manning is hiding? This could be fun. |
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