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It's Your Dealer That Makes The Difference...
And THAT's the TRUTH!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2962844.html She's a sucker for a good deal. Crystal Frantzen, 28, was spotted performing oral sex on 58-year-old Gary Tipton in public "in exchange for a better deal" on a Cadillac she wanted to buy from him, according to a Sullivan County, Tenn. Sheriff's report obtained by the Smoking Gun. Dispatchers received complaints of indecent exposure at a gas station parking lot in Blountville around noon on March 20, WCYB reported. The act was allegedly taking place inside the very car that Tipton was trying to sell, according to the Times News. When Frantzen allegedly confessed, she never specified exactly what price she was hoping to get out of the oral agreement. Frantzen was charged with prostitution, while Tipton was charged with patronizing a prostitute and drug possession. Both have been released on bond. |
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28 is a little too old to believe in the Easter Bunny...
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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note to self
become car salesman
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Cheat Death
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I thought this kind of thing jizzed happened in Florida.
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You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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But did she get a free diamond necklace with that test drive?
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sorta mod-ish
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"She's a runner!"
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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no, it was a pearl necklace
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Nope, pearl...
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Hmmm....if we could just work out some kind of Kia Promotion with Jen.... I think I'd buy a Kia!
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I thought Hummer went out of business
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...I saw you trying to induce humor.
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You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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I think I speak for all of us when I ask, "Did he finish?"
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I could see this as Big Bell Hell's Next Big Promotion in Baltimore!
(NSFW) http://youtu.be/eRl94UDOArM |
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