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Old 08-05-2015, 03:08 AM  
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I hate long morning bowel movements...
For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower. And not just any poop either, the dreaded 20-minute-long-make-you-late-to-work-poop. In fairness I can't really be late to work since I can come in whenever I want, but it sucks getting a late start to your day because of something like this.

So how is everyone else doing on this lovely morning?
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Old 08-05-2015, 03:11 AM   #2
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Odd. I always project instantly and regularly. Clean breakers every time, hardly a smell.

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Old 08-05-2015, 03:20 AM   #3
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I envy you my friend. While I'm certainly not an unhealthy pooper, I rarely enjoy the luxurious clean breaker.

I just realized both of these early morning poops follow Chipotle for dinner the day before.
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Old 08-05-2015, 03:26 AM   #4
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Ow. Chipotle. Does your starfish burn afterwards?

I always follow spicy food with ice cream. Come on ice cream!

But for realz, the chipotle should have cleared out first poop. But it might also just be dicking with you. Giving you shit, one might say.
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Old 08-05-2015, 04:14 AM   #5
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Old 08-05-2015, 04:17 AM   #6
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Old 08-05-2015, 04:20 AM   #7
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Old 08-05-2015, 04:22 AM   #8
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I passed blood with mine, so fellas, you could have it worse!
Mine can get bloody. Usually when I fast, which is once a week.

Should I be concerned?
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Old 08-05-2015, 05:16 AM   #9
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Old 08-05-2015, 06:13 AM   #10
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Mine can get bloody. Usually when I fast, which is once a week.

Should I be concerned?
I have never experienced it before my colon cancer, so I can't say for sure, but I would probably not ignore it for too long. Trust me, if you can fend off colon cancer before it hits, you should! In one week, they will be hacking 10 cm of my colon out, which is not much, but it's still surgery and will have me in very low gear for 6 weeks. Then there is still the issue of my liver. The colon cancer is what got my liver jacked and at stage IV. I have mentioned it before, but it bears repeating: If I had gotten a colonoscopy several years ago, they would have snipped out a polyp and none of the things I am going through now would be a part of my life. My prognosis has not been changed, so according to what I last heard from my doctor, if I am lucky, I might have two years left now.
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Old 08-05-2015, 07:55 AM   #11
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Odd. I always project instantly and regularly. Clean breakers every time, hardly a smell.

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This. I go every morning. It's the first thing I do after waking up.

Wake up, put on workout clothes, poop, treadmill, take out dog, shower, wake up and get baby dressed, drop baby at babysitters, go to work.
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For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower. And not just any poop either, the dreaded 20-minute-long-make-you-late-to-work-poop. In fairness I can't really be late to work since I can come in whenever I want, but it sucks getting a late start to your day because of something like this.
You should take a stool softener.

I've been taking this for years and have had great results.
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For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower.
There's not much I hate worse than having to poop after I just got out of the shower.
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Old 08-05-2015, 08:29 AM   #14
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There's not much I hate worse than having to poop after I just got out of the shower.
so poop before you go in?
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