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View Poll Results: How has your life changed since the Chiefs won the Super Bowl? Check all that apply.
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At restaurants, I now turn when leaving and thank everyone for letting me have a peaceful dinner.
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2 |
3.39% |
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Fans of other teams lower their heads and show deference to me.
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11 |
18.64% |
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Food tastes better. Especially barbecue sauce.
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13 |
22.03% |
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Hookers give me a discount without even being asked.
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2 |
3.39% |
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I am no longer dead inside.
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16 |
27.12% |
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I can see more colors now. Colors that never existed before.
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11 |
18.64% |
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I have become a better dancer due to the lifting of my soul.
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5 |
8.47% |
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I have become a more interesting person
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6 |
10.17% |
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I have gained confidence in myself.
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9 |
15.25% |
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I have more lung capacity.
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7 |
11.86% |
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I have regained hope that all my dreams are possible if I only apply myself and jet chip wasp.
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16 |
27.12% |
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I no longer slouch.
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4 |
6.78% |
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I occasionally break into song, and I sound fantastic.
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9 |
15.25% |
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I smile more, and at random times.
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29 |
49.15% |
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I think I’m going to get that promotion at work.
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4 |
6.78% |
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I whistle more when doing mundane tasks.
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7 |
11.86% |
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I’m not bitter and angry about football any more.
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27 |
45.76% |
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I’m not bitter and angry about life any more.
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7 |
11.86% |
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I’m proudly sporting a spiffy new shirt or hat
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13 |
22.03% |
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My attitude toward wasps has improved dramatically
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13 |
22.03% |
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My blood pressure is lower.
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12 |
20.34% |
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My spouse/significant other finds me more sexy.
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13 |
22.03% |
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People laugh more at my jokes.
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4 |
6.78% |
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The weather is more pleasant around me.
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9 |
15.25% |
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Women smile lasciviously at me and toy with the top button on their blouse when meeting with me.
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8 |
13.56% |
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Some other change has occurred that I will describe below.
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4 |
6.78% |
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Nothing has really changed. I'm a highly stable person.
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16 |
27.12% |
02-07-2020, 11:51 PM
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How has your life changed since the Chiefs won the Super Bowl?
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