Misc It must be nice to be Leonardo Dicaprio

sully1983 · 10:18 AM

I was googling some news / any news on his new upcoming film directed by Martin Scorsese called Killers of the Flower Moon and then came across some pics of his new slam piece er I mean girlfriend and damn he's got it ****ing MADE!

Her name is Camila Morrone and of course she is a model.
Then I looked at her birthdate and she was born in 1997 (the same year Titanic was released ) Leo would have been 23 when she was born (he was born in 1974
He keeps getting older and they stay the same age. Damn he is just living the dream (can hand pick his own roles, works with the absolute best directors working right now, $20 million or more per role getting to **** models balls deep every night

Here is a pic of his new gf

someone made a graph of most of the young models he's dated.

Thought it was pretty clever and funny

Play on playa you are truly the King of the world

**DaFace** · 07-15-2021, 09:24 AM

Frankly, that kind of sounds miserable. I'm pretty happy that I haven't had to go on a first date in ~20 years. Hope he's happy, though.

**Rain Man** · 07-15-2021, 09:26 AM

New movie plot:

When Leonardo was 16, he went to a fortuneteller in a dingy neighborhood in Baltimore. She looked into his future and told him that he would die on his girlfriend's 26th birthday. Since then, he has found love several times, but has been tragically forced to leave them at age 25 for his own survival.

ChiefaRoo · 07-15-2021, 09:27 AM

His life is awful. He’s skewing Brunette now. Sad.

ChiefaRoo · 07-15-2021, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

New movie plot:

When Leonardo was 16, he went to a fortuneteller in a dingy neighborhood in Baltimore. She looked into his future and told him that he would die on his girlfriend's 26th birthday. Since then, he has found love several times, but has been tragically forced to leave them at age 25 for his own survival.

Tom Cruise is totally going to steal the movie rights to this and name it something SciFi-ish~~Oblivion 2 -the female paradox

CasselGotPeedOn · 07-15-2021, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Frankly, that kind of sounds miserable. I'm pretty happy that I haven't had to go on a first date in ~20 years. Hope he's happy, though.

Yeah I'm sure it's really stressful banging some of the hottest models in the world all the ****ing time.

Sofa King · 07-15-2021, 09:51 AM

I hope some day to be as unhappy and miserable as he probably is.

ChiefsCountry · 07-15-2021, 09:52 AM

ChiefaRoo · 07-15-2021, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CasselGotPeedOn

Yeah I'm sure it's really stressful banging some of the hottest models in the world all the ****ing time.

He could bend his dick.

**DaFace** · 07-15-2021, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CasselGotPeedOn

Yeah I'm sure it's really stressful banging some of the hottest models in the world all the ****ing time.

Just depends on your priorities I suppose. I just can't imagine that conversations between a guy in his upper 40s and girls in their early 20s are particularly stimulating.

Deberg_1990 · 07-15-2021, 10:00 AM

Seems like alot of famous dudes do this. Cruise, Clooney, Affleck, Timberlake etc…..

Tiger Woods mistake was getting married before he got it out of his system.

ChiefaRoo · 07-15-2021, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Just depends on your priorities I suppose. I just can't imagine that conversations between a guy in his upper 40s and girls in their early 20s are particularly stimulating.

She talks…. He says, oh I see, tell me more about that. She talks some more. He sips his cocktail and thinks about other things. You know, acting.

**Bearcat** · 07-15-2021, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Frankly, that kind of sounds miserable. I'm pretty happy that I haven't had to go on a first date in ~20 years. Hope he's happy, though.

Given his starting age of 20, I'm guessing there's a honeymoon period of "holy shit, I'm dating Leonardo Dicaprio!" and the fawning that comes with that.... and then it normalizes over a few years and he gets bored with the relative lack of attention/fawning, so repeats the cycle.... even given the probability that the girls he dates also have huge egos by 20.

And with no thought towards long term commitment, there's no hassle of a first date.... it's practically like picking out a new dog. Oh, this one is giving me a lot of attention, I'll take her!

Just a theory based on nothing though, maybe he's just a man whore.

CasselGotPeedOn · 07-15-2021, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Just depends on your priorities I suppose. I just can't imagine that conversations between a guy in his upper 40s and girls in their early 20s are particularly stimulating.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that most of their time is spent ****ing and not discussing 17th century Russian literature...

GayFrogs · 07-15-2021, 10:06 AM

Her head is shaped like a pear

07-15-2021, 09:19 AM
sully1983 Veteran Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: Baka Laka Daka street Casino cash: $9200400	It must be nice to be Leonardo Dicaprio I was googling some news / any news on his new upcoming film directed by Martin Scorsese called Killers of the Flower Moon and then came across some pics of his new slam piece er I mean girlfriend and damn he's got it **ing MADE! Her name is Camila Morrone and of course she is a model. Then I looked at her birthdate and she was born in 1997 (the same year Titanic was released ) Leo would have been 23 when she was born (he was born in 1974 He keeps getting older and they stay the same age. Damn he is just living the dream (can hand pick his own roles, works with the absolute best directors working right now, $20 million or more per role getting to ** models balls deep every night Here is a pic of his new gf someone made a graph of most of the young models he's dated. Thought it was pretty clever and funny Play on playa you are truly the King of the world Last edited by sully1983; 07-15-2021 at 10:18 AM.. Reason: Leo was born in 1974
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