Having fun with a wrong number

[Mephistopheles Janx]

One of the small joys I find in life is trying to have fun with telemarketers and scammers. I've used sound boards to respond. I've handed the phone to a child and let them talk for a while. I've played porn full blast into the mic. I've lead them on and wasted their time for hours on end. Sometimes though... I just like to leave them confused.

This is one of those stories. (insert Law and Order Dum, Dum sound here)