There I was.

[Iowanian]

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car. . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it when he got out of his car. . .
he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

....... . . and that's when the fight started . .






*No thread authors or dwarfs were harmed in the composition of this thread, nor were they actually involved in an accident.