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03-29-2010, 05:47 AM | #2 |
Boom, Boom , Crash
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I'm certifiable!!
I keep hearing these voices in my head saying things like JR will become a league MVP The Raiders will go undefeated to a super bowl victory Al Davis is a master mind If I ain't ****en mad NO ONE IS!!!
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03-29-2010, 07:40 AM | #3 |
MVP
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in!
agreed to take the wife to cancun in may. going to travel w/her brother and his wife. also two nieces(both crazy as f@ckin bedbugs). spur of the moment deal...they started talking about it friday, i said no. talked more about it saturday. i said no freaking way. made reservations last night. nice to know who makes the decisions at the sec ranch. sec
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03-29-2010, 07:47 AM | #4 |
Mama Tried
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I USED TO TALK TO MY FISTS WHEN I GOT ANGRY.
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03-29-2010, 08:04 AM | #5 |
Mama Tried
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But they always started the conversation.
I WIN.
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03-29-2010, 08:07 AM | #6 |
The pizza king of kansas
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I'm a guy who somewhat crazy. I say things just to freak out people.
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03-29-2010, 08:14 AM | #7 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Well it all starts with lurking here
Then after that its easy to be a dick to everyone. Then everyone thinks you are crazy. Plus I like to lick carpet. |
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03-29-2010, 08:43 AM | #8 |
Poser
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As the voices in my head have told you countless times... no, I'm not crazy.
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03-29-2010, 08:55 AM | #9 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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VARSITY
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Not me. I'm perfectly normal. If I was crazy, there's no way I could retain my crown as the King of Belgium.
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03-29-2010, 09:05 AM | #10 |
remember, remember
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I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy!
I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! |
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03-29-2010, 09:09 AM | #11 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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It depends who you ask.
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03-29-2010, 09:10 AM | #12 |
Sexiest Athlete
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03-29-2010, 09:44 AM | #13 |
Superhero
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I'm running with scissors!
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03-29-2010, 10:04 AM | #14 |
You GOTTA get it done!
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Have you ever gotten drunk in college, out in the country at night, then took your clothes off, then had your friends chase you down the road in the car trying to steal your clothes and leave you out there naked and alone, then, in an effort to evade them, ran wildly across a field into a rusty barbed wire fence and gotten stuck on it? I thought so.
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03-29-2010, 10:07 AM | #15 |
Wasted away again...
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If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane
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