Poop Man arrested for allegedly killing co-worker by forcing compressed air up his buttock

vailpass · 07-20-2018, 10:34 AM

In case you needed any more evidence that the Japanese are some very odd ducks...

Japanese authorities arrested a man Saturday after another person died when he allegedly shot compressed air into their rectum as a prank.

Yoshiyuki Yoshida, 34, was arrested for the accidental killing of Akio Ishimaru, 46, according to Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki police.

The incident took place at an Ibaraki Tsukuba City manufacturing plant on July 13, according to the Asia Times. The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimaru’s buttocks, the news site reported.

Ishimaur began to feel ill minutes after the prank and was taken to the hospital where he later died. Yoshida reportedly admitted to committing the crime.

“It was a tragic accident but not the first of its kind,” police said in a statement. “The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death. We are waiting for the results of an autopsy, which is still being scheduled.”

An incident of this nature isn’t exactly unheard of in Japan.

Two men working at a waste disposal factory accidentally killed their co-worker after poking him in the buttocks with an air compressor in December 2017, the Asia Times reported. Both were reportedly arrested on assault charges.

A Kyoto student died on Jan. 1 after being poked in the rear with an air-duster blower.

Japan’s Self-Defense Forces have also been a culprit of the prank. Air compressor-inflicted injuries have sent several to the hospital with serious wounds.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/07...-buttocks.html

frozenchief · 07-20-2018, 10:37 AM

What an asshole

dj56dt58 · 07-20-2018, 10:37 AM

Just reading that made me fart

Simply Red · 07-20-2018, 10:39 AM

They're dropping like flies.

**notorious** · 07-20-2018, 10:52 AM

Fish · 07-20-2018, 10:54 AM

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The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs

**Baby Lee** · 07-20-2018, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish

Guessing wildly, but I would imagine there's a risk of embolism. Either air being forced into a vein, or subdural air creating a clot, that is carried to the heart and/or lungs.

**Dartgod** · 07-20-2018, 11:02 AM

Man, that blows.

Graystoke · 07-20-2018, 11:02 AM

This story is NOT a breath of fresh air

**loochy** · 07-20-2018, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Guessing wildly, but I would imagine there's a risk of embolism. Either air being forced into a vein, or subdural air creating a clot, that is carried to the heart and/or lungs.

or just exploding the rectum and body cavity, causing massive internal bleeding
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**Dartgod** · 07-20-2018, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

Well that blows.

MarkDavis'Haircut · 07-20-2018, 11:03 AM

Edward II sympathizes.

**Dartgod** · 07-20-2018, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

Well that blows.

Caught you before deleting.

ClevelandBronco · 07-20-2018, 11:06 AM

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

stumppy · 07-20-2018, 11:10 AM

My first shop teacher made it a point to tell all of us 7th grade boys what would happen if you did this. He made damn sure none of us would be pulling a stunt like this.

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vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	Man arrested for allegedly killing co-worker by forcing compressed air up his buttock In case you needed any more evidence that the Japanese are some very odd ducks... Japanese authorities arrested a man Saturday after another person died when he allegedly shot compressed air into their rectum as a prank. Yoshiyuki Yoshida, 34, was arrested for the accidental killing of Akio Ishimaru, 46, according to Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki police. The incident took place at an Ibaraki Tsukuba City manufacturing plant on July 13, according to the Asia Times. The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimaru’s buttocks, the news site reported. Ishimaur began to feel ill minutes after the prank and was taken to the hospital where he later died. Yoshida reportedly admitted to committing the crime. “It was a tragic accident but not the first of its kind,” police said in a statement. “The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death. We are waiting for the results of an autopsy, which is still being scheduled.” An incident of this nature isn’t exactly unheard of in Japan. Two men working at a waste disposal factory accidentally killed their co-worker after poking him in the buttocks with an air compressor in December 2017, the Asia Times reported. Both were reportedly arrested on assault charges. A Kyoto student died on Jan. 1 after being poked in the rear with an air-duster blower. Japan’s Self-Defense Forces have also been a culprit of the prank. Air compressor-inflicted injuries have sent several to the hospital with serious wounds. http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/07...-buttocks.html
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