Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room

View Poll Results: Who wins?
tooge 5 10.42%
KCtotheSB 43 89.58%
Voters: 48. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-04-2018, 12:57 PM  
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-682449
VARSITY
Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 12 - tooge versus KCtotheSB

Venue - indoor basketball court infested with angry killer bees
Starting Distance - 49 feet

tooge

Main Weapon - Crossbow and 6 bolts
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 9 seconds
Special Factors - A woman is tied to a sawmill between you and your opponent and you must save her within ten minutes or be disqualified.

KCtotheSB

Main Weapon - Saturday Night Special .22 semiautomatic handgun (6 shot, 6 bullets)
Backup Weapon - Bullwhip

Prep Time - 18 seconds
Special Factors - You have a jet pack good for ten minutes of flight
Posts: 145,514
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 01:02 PM   #2
MMXcalibur MMXcalibur is offline
Pessimistically optimistic.
 
MMXcalibur's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Denver, CO
Casino cash: $-144914
Posts: 16,747
MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.MMXcalibur is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 01:08 PM   #3
wazu wazu is online now
...
 
wazu's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
Casino cash: $-1697705
VARSITY
When the fight begins, KCtotheSB shoots the woman. Game over.
Posts: 30,875
wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.wazu is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 01:12 PM   #4
SPchief SPchief is offline
In Search of a Life
 
SPchief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $-1927095
Yeah, this isn't even close
__________________
Check out SPchief's fundraising page for Special Olympics Missouri - https://support.somo.org/fundraiser/5957339

^^^^^^^^^^
Click here to help with a special cause. Please help me out


Posts: 36,218
SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.SPchief is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 01:21 PM   #5
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-682449
VARSITY
This is one where I would have to yield to the weapons experts. Wazu's non-standard strategy notwithstanding, I would view the sawmill woman as largely irrelevant since the match will end well before ten minutes, and the bees are equally an annoyance unless one of the weapons is easier to aim and fire while you're slapping at them.

The jet pack confers some advantage to KCtotheSB, though more for speed than height.

So which weapon is more accurate and more powerful? The crossbow is probably more likely to cause an incapacitating injury, but has a much slower rate of fire. For that reason, I'll assume that the .22 pistol has an advantage, and will vote for KCtotheSB. I think this match ends quickly, other than the ten-minute wait for the woman to be killed by the sawmill.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,514
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 01:24 PM   #6
Indian Chief Indian Chief is offline
Supporter
 
Indian Chief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2014
Casino cash: $-1580764
Quote:
Originally Posted by wazu View Post
When the fight begins, KCtotheSB shoots the woman. Game over.
Posts: 2,001
Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.Indian Chief wants to die in a aids tree fire.
Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 01:37 PM   #7
digger digger is offline
Thread I will end you.......
 
digger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Kansas City, KS
Casino cash: $-1530000
VARSITY
tooge shoots jet pack, boom! game over...
__________________

Patrick Mahomes II MVP 2X
Super Bowl MVP 3x
Travis Kelce TE GOAT
Posts: 10,590
digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.digger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 01:40 PM   #8
Kyle DeLexus Kyle DeLexus is offline
Opie and Anthony XM 105
 
Kyle DeLexus's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Casino cash: $10002400
Quote:
Originally Posted by wazu View Post
When the fight begins, KCtotheSB shoots the woman. Game over.
I would agree with this if it's an automatic DQ once the woman is dead. If the full 10 minutes have to elapse for the DQ to be valid, it could still end a double elimination.
Posts: 7,910
Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Kyle DeLexus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 02:25 PM   #9
Hangin'WithMahomes Hangin'WithMahomes is offline
Starter
 

Join Date: Sep 2017
Casino cash: $10000400
As Mr Wazu said, assuming both contestants know the special conditions Mr tooge is a goner in this one.
Posts: 84
Hangin'WithMahomes is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Hangin'WithMahomes is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Hangin'WithMahomes is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Hangin'WithMahomes is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Hangin'WithMahomes is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Hangin'WithMahomes is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 02:38 PM   #10
TLO TLO is offline
Life is changing..
 
TLO's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-2590000
Tooges chokes out his opponent and pulls off the upset.
Posts: 43,116
TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 02:39 PM   #11
TLO TLO is offline
Life is changing..
 
TLO's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-2590000
Are the weapons randomized? Seems like we've had a lot of contestants with various types of bows.
Posts: 43,116
TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.TLO is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 04:27 PM   #12
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-682449
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by TLO View Post
Are the weapons randomized? Seems like we've had a lot of contestants with various types of bows.
Yeah, they're randomized. The backup weapons are randomized from a smaller universe of hand weapons, while the main weapons run the full gamut.

I also have a factor in the selection where the two are somewhat likely to get weapons in the same range of lethality. But that's only a 50/50 deal.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,514
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 06:51 PM   #13
MarkDavis'Haircut MarkDavis'Haircut is offline
MVP
 
MarkDavis'Haircut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2017
Casino cash: $2760400
Crossbow all day.
Posts: 15,997
MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.MarkDavis'Haircut is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 08:46 PM   #14
Chiefs4TheWin Chiefs4TheWin is offline
Veteran
 
Chiefs4TheWin's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Hollidaysburg, PA
Casino cash: $1212783
Quote:
Originally Posted by wazu View Post
When the fight begins, KCtotheSB shoots the woman. Game over.
Haha. Yeah that pretty much does it.
Posts: 4,898
Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Chiefs4TheWin Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
    Reply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 10:08 PM   #15
threebag threebag is online now
Snacks Are Under My Apron
 
threebag's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Edge
Casino cash: $-1112380
Tooge is Toast
__________________
Smells like Up Dog in here.


RIP HayWire Greatest Almost Mod Ever
Posts: 26,298
threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:41 PM.


This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.