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Pasta Giant Meatball | 25 | 41.67% | |
cabletech94 | 35 | 58.33% | |
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07-09-2018, 10:25 AM | #2 |
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Should be a pretty quick match. PGM can shove the drunk college guy into cabletech and then shoot him in the head with the blunderbuss that's already loaded.
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07-09-2018, 10:31 AM | #3 |
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If he somehow misses though, he's toast.
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07-09-2018, 10:31 AM | #4 |
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If he somehow misses though, he's toast.
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07-09-2018, 10:32 AM | #5 |
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Going Cabletech.
That rolling hamster ball is going to be like trying to fight in a dryer once their weight starts shifting and getting it moving. The first thing Cabletech will do is try and grab the blunderbuss so PGM can't shoot it. The drunk guy will be a floor obstacle, neither contestant will be able to stand upright. The shiv is the best weapon here, because unlike the gun, it can be used over and over and over again while they're being turned around and upside down.
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07-09-2018, 11:00 AM | #6 |
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What's the average reload time on a blunderbuss?
Also, I can't imagine it's all that accurate. This is a bit of a thinker. |
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07-09-2018, 11:04 AM | #7 |
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This is a tough one. Pasta gets an initial shot at very short range, but I suspect that cabletech can knock away the gun barrel. He's at a disadvantage because he's going to have a drunk frat guy pawing at him, but I agree with the assertion that the shiv then becomes the best individual weapon.
However, I then remembered that the blunderbuss isn't just a shooting weapon, but it's a pretty good club. With the help of the drunk college guy, I think Pasta ends up doing some sort of mafia bludgeoning with the gun butt to take the win.
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07-09-2018, 11:06 AM | #8 |
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I would assume that we're talking at least a minute under normal conditions, but it would be much harder inside the rolling ball.
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07-09-2018, 11:11 AM | #9 |
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So the shiv is a sharpened toothbrush?
I mean stabby is stabby and in this case stabby wins. |
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07-09-2018, 11:32 AM | #10 |
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Gotta go shiv here
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07-09-2018, 12:20 PM | #11 |
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07-09-2018, 12:25 PM | #12 |
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Can I have weight and dimensions on the hamster wheel? I'd like to try to determine how fast it will roll and how well they will be able to affect its movement by shifting their weight.
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07-09-2018, 12:41 PM | #14 |
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pasta's gonna miss and blow a hole in that hamster ball right away. It's gonna deflate and they'll be trapped in a deflating plastic prison where shanks rule the day. cable stabs him and the drunk guy to death and then cuts his way out.
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07-09-2018, 12:43 PM | #15 |
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07-09-2018, 12:44 PM | #16 |
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Peek gets distracted shitposting in the KnowMo thread while Tech goes Gerard Butler on his neck in Law Abiding Citizen with the shiv
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