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View Poll Results: Based on the available data, has my wife been replaced by an alien? | |||
Yes, she has definitely been replaced. You have incontrovertible evidence. |
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20 | 46.51% |
Maybe. Try applying some sort of high voltage to her as a test. |
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12 | 27.91% |
No, she has not been replaced. Aliens wouldn't miss this type of clue. |
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6 | 13.95% |
You need to track the data over a longer period of time before posting a thread like this. |
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5 | 11.63% |
Voters: 43. You may not vote on this poll |
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#2 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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I think she's just getting better at sneezing
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#3 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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Early signs of menopause.
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MVP
Join Date: Jun 2004
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It's a result of watching Mahomes. She used to check down into three little sneezes like Alex, but now she takes two bigger ones and the third one isn't needed.
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#5 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Butte Montana
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Aliens never sneeze, They have a high pitched screech in a morse code pattern.
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Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $1764734
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Best to embrace your alien overlord.
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#7 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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My ex always sneezed 3 times. Always.
Turned out she was just a ****. |
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#8 |
Starter
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: flyover country
Casino cash: $955100
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It's finally time to breakout the alien anal probe bitchez!
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#9 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2011
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I also dated a three sneezer.
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#10 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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On one quarter
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: I play all day
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...sneezing in multiples, not being a ****
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#12 |
Replaced by a future HOFer !!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: donkey land
Casino cash: $6767901
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Apparently you believe in aliens?
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Supporter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
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On one quarter
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: I play all day
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
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You need ice picks and full dosages of SSRIs to handle this.
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