I just woke up from a dream where I hung out with Mahomes

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It was very strange, as all dreams are. Mahomes showed up at my neighbor's house and was doing some "hang out with the fans" charity thing, which is total bullshit by the way because my neighbor doesn't even like the Chiefs.

Anyways I go over there and Mahomes asks me if I want to hang out with him in Mexico and I of course said yes. So we get on like a giant party bus and there's a crowd of people cheering and waving us off as we take off on our journey (Brittany was in the crowd wearing a bikini and acting super sexy).

So about a few seconds later we time warp from Iowa to Mexico and we go to this, um, weird circus thing and me and Mahomes and his buddy start throwing random objects at these dancing magical dwarfs. Mahomes' aim was on point and he hit every dwarf. I missed every time and felt humiliated.

Some time later I find a football on the ground and I ask Mahomes to autograph it. He scoffs and tells me that he will buy me a better football in the slums. He hands me a wad of cash and points in the direction I need to go. Confused with his directions I ask him to clarify and he berates me for my stupidity. He then tells me to follow him and his friend, and we start running from armed thugs.

One thing which surprises me is Mahomes was kind of mean towards me in my dream. I remember him calling me "reerun" a few times. He was also nice at certain points though so it wasn't all bad. I probably deserved it because earlier I lied to him about being a rockstar (I was trying to impress him). I also remember him talking shit about the Patriots. He seemed to hate Belichick.

Anyways it gets really fuzzy after that and I woke up shortly after. Definitely one of the more bizarre dreams I had, but it was cool. I never did get that autographed football

[CoMoChief]

May be the gayest dream of all time.

Def not thread worthy.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

You got covid-20

[TomBarndtsTwin]

But did you let him PIIYB . . . . . ?

[Hammock Parties]

I had one of those.

Only it was real.

[MeaTy The Pimp]

Sounds like you need to quit eating Chili before bed. :P

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

I had one of those.

Only it was real.

Did he hand you a wad of cash and tell you go find a football in the Mexican ghetto?

[RealSNR]

Too bad it was Jackson Mahomes

[Sorce]

reerun...

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[Titty Meat]

Did you blow him?

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Did you blow him?

No, there was no Mahomosexual activity.

[Strongside]

Congrats, you’re now pregnant.

[SuperBowl4]

Have you ever dreamt about Charlie Sheen?

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Originally Posted by SuperBowl4

Have you ever dreamt about Charlie Sheen?

Nay. As far as celebrity dreams go (that I can remember) this is my third. I had a dream where I was Nic Cage and I also had a dream involving Jada Stevens but I can't remember what it was unfortunately. I'm sure it was the best one too, god damit.

[TwistedChief]

Walker told me you have AIDS.