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ESPN 2019 Season Simulation (aka I just brought in the firewood)
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...-all-267-games
This is obviously who ESPN wants to see in the SB (Chargers vs. Saints). They have the Chiefs going 9-7 overall, going 2-4 in the AFCW, with Denver sweeping us (but we do beat the Pats). FIRE AWAY!!!! |
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09-02-2019, 11:47 AM | #2 |
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lol
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09-02-2019, 11:47 AM | #3 |
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I read that. About puked.
KC LOSES to Oak game 2???? PM throws 3 interceptions?
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09-02-2019, 11:52 AM | #4 |
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This prediction is as good/bad as anybody else's.
The season will shut the dumb****ery down. |
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09-02-2019, 12:08 PM | #5 |
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Week 2 they have us losing 27 to 20 to the Raiders.
Week 7 they have us losing 34 to 3 vs the Broncos. They have us winning week 14 vs the Patriots, and then losing Week 15, 16, and 17 against the Broncos, Raiders, and Chargers. Is this backwards land? We destroy our division, no one had held us under 26 points. Scoring 3 with this offense is like, insano-land. 0% chance this happens. |
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09-02-2019, 12:14 PM | #6 |
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espn is punking all of you
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09-02-2019, 12:31 PM | #7 |
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Chiefs miss the playoffs in this scenario. This must be Carr's simulation.
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09-02-2019, 12:55 PM | #8 |
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I read all the way to week 7, when it showed us losing to Denver 34-3. I laughed, shut the app off and scolded myself for giving it the 3 minutes that I did.
I can’t think of a single scenario in which this offense is held to just a field goal for an entire game. |
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09-02-2019, 12:55 PM | #9 |
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I bet they accidentally used our 2009 roster and not our 2019 roster. That's the only explanation.
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09-02-2019, 01:10 PM | #10 |
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Broncos 5-11 with 2 wins vs the chiefs...
we beat NE who wins their division, and go 1-1 with the 11-5 chargers but miss the playoffs? We had the #1 seed in the AFC 13 games in @ 9-4. lol (with losses against the Raiders and Broncos mind you)... and miss the playoffs 3 weeks later...
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09-02-2019, 02:51 PM | #11 |
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They’ve got Miami, who is obviously in Tank for Tua mode as some AFC juggernaut, what the hell are they doing?
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09-02-2019, 02:55 PM | #12 |
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Denver beats us 34 - 3? Lololololololololololol
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09-02-2019, 03:00 PM | #13 |
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He has Denver sweeping us? Hahahaha
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09-02-2019, 03:02 PM | #14 |
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You guys eat this shit up EVERY year.
You do realize the more controversial you can be the more clicks you get? This is how they get you visit their sites. If I wrote an article explaining why Pat won’t be a top 10 qb this season, everyone would read my article and I get the views and traffic. FFS move on and don’t lose sleep.
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09-02-2019, 03:05 PM | #15 |
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LA has no LT, stud safety or starting RB.
9-7 incoming. |
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