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Old 11-22-2004, 12:16 PM  
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I got a phone call from........

.........ChiefinNE yesterday. He is out in KC for the game tonight. I couldn't make out where the hell he was but I could tell he was about 20 Captain and Cokes deep at this point.

I too was about 15 deep and in the mood for some mischiff. He proceeds to call me a p*ssy because I didn't go out there with him, and the only way I could prove that I am a real man is to take the next flight out of Boston and meet him in KC.

I hung the phone up, pissed off and ready to book a flight out of town. At this point I am pretty sure I blacked out. I woke up this morning for work with my girlfriend looking at me kinda funny. I guess, so she tells me, that as soon as I hung the phone up I started loking for flight information and the only flight out of Logan was going to cost me around $400.

Thank God I passed out, because that would have been one hell of a hang over waking up in a Kansas City motel somewhere.

How would I have explain that to my boss?
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:17 PM   #2
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:17 PM   #3
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:20 PM   #4
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:22 PM
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:24 PM   #5
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When I got to the part where you blacked out... I figured you were gonna say you woke up this morning to see that you booked a flight, were $500 lighter in the wallet, and it took off while you were sound asleep at your home.

The thing is, that is what usually would have happened. Thank god the "Practice Wife" was there to keep me under control.
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:26 PM   #6
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Was it $400 one-way?

No round trip, flight would have left late last night and I would have returned tomorrow. Look, I said I blacked out. I probably would have ended up in Witchata somewhere if this really went through.
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:29 PM   #7
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:31 PM   #8
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No round trip, flight would have left late last night and I would have returned tomorrow. Look, I said I blacked out. I probably would have ended up in Witchata somewhere if this really went through.
That's alright...
It's only about a 2 1/2 hour drive from here
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:32 PM   #9
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Alright, fuck you guys. I'm on my way, and I'm bringing hell with me!
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:33 PM   #10
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Alright, fuck you guys. I'm on my way, and I'm bringing hell with me!
Wouldn't that be 800.00 round trip, then?






















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Old 11-22-2004, 12:34 PM   #11
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bringing hell with me!
Is that her name???
Or just what you call her???
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:35 PM   #12
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Is that her name???
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You forgot to call him "pussy"
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:35 PM   #13
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Wouldn't that be 800.00 round trip, then?






















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Old 11-22-2004, 12:37 PM   #14
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Oops...my bad

"PUSSY"

Thanks Wolfman, I stand corrected
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:39 PM   #15
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When I got to the part where you blacked out... I figured you were gonna say you woke up this morning to see that you booked a flight, were $500 lighter in the wallet, and it took off while you were sound asleep at your home.
Now that would have been cool. Especially if you woke up still passed out naked on your back to your girlfriend screaming at you because you were peeing on your chest and it was splashing her in the face.

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