My newest thread...

[Jenson71]

Some critics have said my latest thread was below average. "Not his best", "surprising", and "he's lost his touch". It's something we all take to heart - the critics and their words. And so, with my newest thread, I will attempt to reach into a more hollywood-ish thread.

I will start by leading the audience into a series of characters whose names are metaphors which the audience will have fun analyzing afterwards. Somewhere near the middle, something bad will dramatically change another character's life. And there will be some funny scenes and a lesbian scene. The ending includes a twist that will leave some audience members smiling at the perfection.

And then the curtains will close.

[Rain Man]

Will it be in English, or will there be subtitles?

[Jenson71]

There will be no dialogue. This will represent the world before people were created. Before pain and suffering.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

What do you care? There's gonna be a lesbian scene.

Good point. I just don't want a sad clown to wander through the middle of the scene, though.

[Jenson71]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Good point. I just don't want a sad clown to wander through the middle of the scene, though.

...ahh... Why not?

Hopefully my editer delayed his vacation to Iceland.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Jenson71

There will be no dialogue. This will represent the world before people were created. Before pain and suffering.

Are you suggesting that pain and suffering were created by man?

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Jenson71

Hopefully my editer delayed his vacation to Iceland.

And your editor, too.

[Jenson71]

Originally Posted by Donger

Are you suggesting that pain and suffering were created by man?

It's open to interpretation. If you think animals eating animals is painful and suffering, then you'd disagree.

And your editor, too.

An editer is usually 10X more skilled than an editor.

[CosmicPal]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

There's gonna be a lesbian scene.

Why does it have to be a lesbian scene? Can't it just be two straight girls, drunk on Tuaca, exploring each other's bodies out of curiosity?

[CosmicPal]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

The end result's all the same in my eyes.

Well, in mine too. But, just knowing they are straight creates all kinds of possibilities.

[Jenson71]

Lesbian scene only implies they are doing acts homosexual women would engage in. It's not about their sexual orientation.

[Eleazar]

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[Jenson71]

Ah! My number one critic has come to offer some encouraging words on my newest thread. It appears he does not like this work either. Probably too deep. He just wants strong men and hot cars.

[|Zach|]

Sometimes late when things are real
And people share the gift of gab between themselves
Some are quick to take the bait
And catch the perfect prize that waits among the shelves

But oz never did give nothing to the tin man
That he didn’t, didn’t already have
And cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of sir galahad.

So please believe in me
When I say I’m spinning round, round, round, round
Smoke glass stain bright color
Image going down, down, down, down
Soapsuds green like bubbles

Oh, oz never did give nothing to the tin man
That he didn’t, didn’t already have
And cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of sir galahad

So please believe in me
When I say I’m spinning round, round, round, round
Smoke glass stain bright color
Image going down, down, down, down
Soapsuds green like bubbles

No, oz never did give nothing to the tin man
That he didn’t, didn’t already have
And cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of sir galahad

So please believe in me

[FloridaChief]

Originally Posted by ZachKC

Sometimes late when things are real
And people share the gift of gab between themselves
Some are quick to take the bait
And catch the perfect prize that waits among the shelves

But oz never did give nothing to the tin man
That he didn’t, didn’t already have
And cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of sir galahad.

So please believe in me
When I say I’m spinning round, round, round, round
Smoke glass stain bright color
Image going down, down, down, down
Soapsuds green like bubbles

Oh, oz never did give nothing to the tin man
That he didn’t, didn’t already have
And cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of sir galahad

So please believe in me
When I say I’m spinning round, round, round, round
Smoke glass stain bright color
Image going down, down, down, down
Soapsuds green like bubbles

No, oz never did give nothing to the tin man
That he didn’t, didn’t already have
And cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of sir galahad

So please believe in me

I heard this song on the radio just today. Hadn't heard it in ages. Enjoyed it, too.