I smoked some pot today and....

**Skip Towne** · 02-07-2005, 10:22 PM

I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.

**Nzoner** · 02-07-2005, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.

I've gotta fill 3 1/2 pages with new advertisers by Wednesday......thanks for the tip.

**Dave Lane** · 02-07-2005, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

**Rain Man** · 02-07-2005, 10:25 PM

I've got a big deadline next week. I'd better start freebasing now.

Oh, and congrats on getting the lucrative paper pushing gig.

tk13 · 02-07-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

That is freaking hilarious.... give me a frying pan with eggs and we've got a walking "This is your brain on drugs" commercial.

KCWolfman · 02-07-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

LOL - Rep!

I guess he was taking out the munchies as a cost of business

**Nzoner** · 02-07-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

Maybe he was subtracting cost of said pot

**CosmicPal** · 02-07-2005, 10:29 PM

Huh? I'm really stoned right now, man. Were you saying something about rolling papers going for $250.00. That's not right, man. That's just ain't right. You got hosed. Like the time I was down in Venice Beach for the roller derby parade, man and this clown- this clown, man he was freaking me out. I was like, what's up with his freakin' eyes man. And that big mouth, and those big floppy shoes, man. And then, get this man, he squirted some water at me from this big old flower man, and I freaked out! I ran down the beach screaming and all these seagulls were chasing me and all. It was a trip. But, I gotta tell you, man $250 for a hooker is too much.

**Skip Towne** · 02-07-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

Yeah, you're right. I actually just get $10 per job. But judging on my recent success, I'll get another contract tomorrow if I smoke pot before I make the call. $500 per day will be really sweet since I can stay home and post on the Planet while others do the actual work.

Inspector · 02-07-2005, 10:33 PM

Congratulations.

Smoke 2 and double your profits.

**Dave Lane** · 02-07-2005, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Yeah, you're right. I actually just get $10 per job. But judging on my recent success, I'll get another contract tomorrow if I smoke pot before I make the call. $500 per day will be really sweet since I can stay home and post on the Planet while others do the actual work.

Now your talking!

Dave

~Good luck just skip the math till like the next day.

Mr. Kotter · 02-07-2005, 10:37 PM

Congrats....I always did like this Sublime tune. You should crank it, Skip.

SMOKE TWO JOINTS LYRICS
EDIT / RATE / PRINT
(she was living in a single room with three other individuals.
One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.
God only know what they were up to in there.
And furthermore susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them
Habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers)

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin’? hell no!

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin’ man
And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head

(guitar solo)

Whoa, rock me tonight,
Whoa-oh, jah sake,
Whoa-ohh

**Iowanian** · 02-07-2005, 10:38 PM

Since you were High, I regret to harsh your mellow, but the caller didn't say "Skip, we'd like to give you a lucrative contract"....he said "this is your doctor, you've got a Huge Wart on your Baowsack"

damn hippies.

RedNFeisty · 02-07-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Congrats....I always did like this Sublime tune. You should crank it, Skip.

SMOKE TWO JOINTS LYRICS
EDIT / RATE / PRINT
(she was living in a single room with three other individuals.
One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.
God only know what they were up to in there.
And furthermore susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them
Habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers)

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin’? hell no!

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin’ man
And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head

(guitar solo)

Whoa, rock me tonight,
Whoa-oh, jah sake,
Whoa-ohh

That is not near as funny as "Cause I got High"!!

Mr. Kotter · 02-07-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RedNFeisty

That is not near as funny as "Cause I got High"!!

It's not; but the tune rocks

02-07-2005, 10:22 PM
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	I smoked some pot today and.... I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.
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02-07-2005, 10:25 PM	#4
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-732449 VARSITY	I've got a big deadline next week. I'd better start freebasing now. Oh, and congrats on getting the lucrative paper pushing gig. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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02-07-2005, 10:29 PM	#8
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Huh? I'm really stoned right now, man. Were you saying something about rolling papers going for $250.00. That's not right, man. That's just ain't right. You got hosed. Like the time I was down in Venice Beach for the roller derby parade, man and this clown- this clown, man he was freaking me out. I was like, what's up with his freakin' eyes man. And that big mouth, and those big floppy shoes, man. And then, get this man, he squirted some water at me from this big old flower man, and I freaked out! I ran down the beach screaming and all these seagulls were chasing me and all. It was a trip. But, I gotta tell you, man $250 for a hooker is too much. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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02-07-2005, 10:33 PM	#10
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9914975	Congratulations. Smoke 2 and double your profits.
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02-07-2005, 10:37 PM	#12
Mr. Kotter Self Ban Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In some's minds... Casino cash: $3194285	Congrats....I always did like this *Sublime* tune. You should crank it, Skip. SMOKE TWO JOINTS LYRICS EDIT / RATE / PRINT (she was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them Habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers) I smoke two joints in the morning. I smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, And then I smoke two more Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill... Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin’? hell no! Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin’ man And momma she once told me son you do the best you can But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head (guitar solo) Whoa, rock me tonight, Whoa-oh, jah sake, Whoa-ohh __________________ Movin' On...
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02-07-2005, 10:38 PM	#13
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1648454	Since you were High, I regret to harsh your mellow, but the caller didn't say "Skip, we'd like to give you a lucrative contract"....he said "this is your doctor, you've got a Huge Wart on your Baowsack" damn hippies.
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