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View Poll Results: What THREE things will you do in your first hour after winning?
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Bookmark web sites that show particularly nice Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Lotuses
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10 |
12.82% |
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Call all of the people that I don’t like, and let them know that they aren’t getting a penny
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6 |
7.69% |
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Call Skip and explain the difference between .00000000001 and zero
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2 |
2.56% |
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Call some people I like, and invite them to a party that will make Malcolm Forbes blush
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9 |
11.54% |
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Drive around and yell at passersby, “I won the Powerball! I won the Powerball!”
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2 |
2.56% |
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Eat all of the butter in my fridge, because there’s no reason to ration it any more.
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1 |
1.28% |
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Get so stinking drunk that I’ll die of alcohol poisoning, and they’ll find my body clutching the winning ticket.
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4 |
5.13% |
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Go into immediate hiding to minimize the likelihood of being hit by lightning, meteors, or drive-bys
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9 |
11.54% |
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Go onto the Internet and look up the purchase price of the Chiefs
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18 |
23.08% |
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Go to a nearby bar and buy a round of drinks for everybody without explaining why.
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18 |
23.08% |
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Go to the grocery store and buy that really expensive steak that I never buy due to the price
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5 |
6.41% |
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Pawn the ticket.
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1 |
1.28% |
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Plan my tax strategy
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22 |
28.21% |
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Put on my most radical music at full volume and dance, dance, dance
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12 |
15.38% |
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Putter around trying to find the perfect hiding place for the ticket until I can cash it in
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11 |
14.10% |
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Remove all potential weapons from my home, because I don’t trust the people I live with.
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4 |
5.13% |
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Roll around on the floor like Cowboys defensive end Larry Cole after Super Bowl VI (or whatever)
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4 |
5.13% |
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Schedule a midnight flight to Vegas, which is sure to end badly, but I wouldn’t be thinking it through
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11 |
14.10% |
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Sit down and read a good book. There’s no sense getting overwrought.
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0 |
0% |
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Sit down at the computer and work up a financial investment plan
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18 |
23.08% |
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Smoke a bowl (This one’s for you Quikssurfer.)
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8 |
10.26% |
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Stand and scream. Nothing but scream. One long, glorious note. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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12 |
15.38% |
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Start the most amazing, memorable thread in Chiefsplanet history
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17 |
21.79% |
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Other (Please specify.)
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10 |
12.82% |
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I would do nothing. I would be catatonic.
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5 |
6.41% |
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I would do nothing. I'm Skip and I didn't buy a ticket.
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1 |
1.28% |
02-17-2006, 09:43 PM
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