Dirty jokes are the best

WestCoastReggie · 10-20-2005, 07:24 PM

This is the official dirty joke thread.

I'll start us off:

Q. How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?

A. She has a tampon in her ear and the can't find her pencil.

ferrarispider95 · 10-20-2005, 07:25 PM

If girls with big tits work at hooters, where do girls with one leg work at??????

IHOP

WestCoastReggie · 10-20-2005, 07:29 PM

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

''Why?' asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

10-20-2005, 07:35 PM

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

WestCoastReggie · 10-20-2005, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by That's Right

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

Funny shit, rep for you

10-20-2005, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chef Bob

Funny shit, rep for you

that's right

WestCoastReggie · 10-20-2005, 07:54 PM

Alright, Alright

Q.What do call a swim team called the jaguars
A.the wet pu$$ies

10-20-2005, 07:24 PM
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10-20-2005, 07:29 PM	#3
WestCoastReggie Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.'' So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution." ''Why?' asked the head nurse. "Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."
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10-20-2005, 07:35 PM	#4
That's Right Guest Casino cash: $	A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
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10-20-2005, 07:54 PM	#7
WestCoastReggie Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Alright, Alright Q.What do call a swim team called the jaguars A.the wet pu$$ies
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