Wii have caught you cheating on your husband

[Silock]

http://gonintendo.com/?p=29938

Husband returns from Iraq only to find out his wife was cheating on him. He finds out because the alleged lover made a Mii in the likes of himself. When the husband examined the calendar, there were many nights they played together whilst he was in Iraq.

In April of 2006, I was ordered to active duty Army to serve in Iraq for a year. I had gotten married to the woman I had been with for almost 7 years and we promised to stay true to our vows all through my tour. In October she apparently cheated on me with a PBA bowler named *name deleted*. This affair had continued on while I was in Iraq and became more than just a ‘fling’.

In November 2006, while braving the harsh *name deleted* winter, I stood in line for a Nintendo Wii outside a Target on launch day. I emailed him to get it for me because I knew I would not easily find one when I came home on my two week leave in December. He succeeds, being 2nd in line for a brand new Nintendo Wii. Soon after that I am able to play my Nintendo Wii in Iraq and all is well in the world, or so I thought. As the months go by, my time at war is counting down and I start mailing some of my personal items home. In a lockable trunk, I pack up all my stuff that I want home safe and unbroken. I mail my DS, DVD’s and my Nintendo Wii back to my wife for safe keeping.

I arrive home in *name deleted* July 17th and reunite with my wife. Shortly, as I try to reintegrate into my normal life, friends and family tell me of the indiscretions that occurred while I was away at war. I didn’t want to believe them. I ask my wife about the countless accusations and questionable events that happened while I was gone and she denies all of them. I move back home, collect up some of my belongings that she would let me take and I try to sort out all the bull that was left for me to figure out.

So now it’s November 2007. All the lies, and untruths have taken it’s toll. I filed for divorce. To this day all she admits is that she made out with this guy in October. I eventually find emails from him to her declaring their love together and how they will get rid of me so that they can spend the rest of their lives together. Aside from being immensely heartbroken, I am still hurt and confused. All that changed when I plug in my Nintendo Wii for some Wii Sports.

I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii Channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq. As I go through the characters I see there is a Mii that I have not created. It’s a guy strikingly similar to PBA Bowler *name deleted*. To be sure of this, I went into the Wil Message Board and click on the Calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife’s Mii and this ‘other’ Mii Character played Wii Bowling. It became clearly obvious that she couldn’t explain her way out of this. Especially since she claims that she never had contact with him after her alleged ‘kiss’ in October 2006.

[Easy 6]

Aint no use in callin' home, Jodies on your telephone...

[BigRedChief]

Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
Love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

[Solo]

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
Where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl

[TN_Chief]

There's something strangely funny about a professional bowler playing Wii bowling. Do you think he wore his bowling shoes and the wrist guard while playing on the Wii?

[plbrdude]

some things in that story don't add up.



In November 2006, while braving the harsh *name deleted* winter, I stood in line for a Nintendo Wii outside a Target on launch day. I emailed him to get it for me because I knew I would not easily find one when I came home on my two week leave in December. He succeeds, being 2nd in line for a brand new Nintendo Wii. Soon after that I am able to play my Nintendo Wii in Iraq and all is well in the world, or so I thought.


is this guy saying he emailed the guy his wife had her little "1 time" in october thing with to get him a wii?

[wutamess]

Poorly written article.
Hard to follow.

[Reerun_KC]

Originally Posted by wutamess

Poorly written article.
Hard to follow.

/GOATSE

[chagrin]

Originally Posted by TN_Chief

There's something strangely funny about a professional bowler playing Wii bowling. Do you think he wore his bowling shoes and the wrist guard while playing on the Wii?

I wonder if it was that douche bag who does the "lights out" thing around his crotch, in front of the camera

[hawkchief]

I never did trust bowlers.

[el borracho]

Oooh... picking up the split.

[el borracho]

I bet the soldier re-arranges this guy's handicap.

[el borracho]

That bowler sure has balls!

[Demonpenz]

like he didn't know whats going on? Spare me.

[tomahawk kid]

Happens. Alot.

I had a buddy from high school killed in Iraq in the summer of 2006, when his HumV drove over an IED.

His "wife" was remarried within 3 months. That just didn't happen out of the blue.......

[HypnotizedMonkey]

I'd throw a quick rinse on that controller.