Jason Whitlock Sux!

Carlota69 · 05-10-2006, 02:39 PM

I'm watching him right now on Rome is Burning, and he seems incredibly uncomfortable. He is horrible when speaking in front of a camera. He totally looks likes he's reading and he is stumbling. And now he's about to bag on KC's first round pick? Or is he? He's going off about hip hop players vs. foreign african American players like Tamba...Whatever...I can barely understand what he's saying he's stumbling and tripping over his words so much.

CupidStunt · 05-10-2006, 02:40 PM

The sky is blue.

**Bowser** · 05-10-2006, 02:41 PM

Just wait until one of those buttons breaks loose from his jacket at the speed of sound. You'll forget all about what he's talking about.

**alpha_omega** · 05-10-2006, 02:45 PM

This thread has a great title!

big nasty kcnut · 05-10-2006, 02:48 PM

The only thing jason whitlock ever suck at is his gut when trying to impressed the ladies.

Carlota69 · 05-10-2006, 02:50 PM

And I know this is sooo obvious to those who see him more, especially those in KC, but damn he is fat! I mean, the dude can't even sit up straight int he chair cause his overwhelmingly large belly wont let him.

He should check out the "Working Out" thread that's on the board right now.

Jees Jason, maybe skip a meal or give belemia (sp?) a try.

Calcountry · 05-10-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Just wait until one of those buttons breaks loose from his jacket at the speed of sound. You'll forget all about what he's talking about.

Calcountry · 05-10-2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlota69

And I know this is sooo obvious to those who see him more, especially those in KC, but damn he is fat! I mean, the dude can't even sit up straight int he chair cause his overwhelmingly large belly wont let him.

He should check out the "Working Out" thread that's on the board right now.

Jees Jason, maybe skip a meal or give belemia (sp?) a try.

He is a strong candidate for gastric bypass and a tummy tuck .

big nasty kcnut · 05-10-2006, 02:54 PM

He should have a body bypass cause he really need a new body and this time don't eat out the gates bar b q joint.

BIG_DADDY · 05-10-2006, 02:57 PM

It's tuff to talk when your tongue is that ****ing fat.

chiefqueen · 05-10-2006, 03:02 PM

He tries to run the local marathon each but has a limo follow him and when he can't go any further the limo takes him to his favorite BBQ joint (Gates).

Carlota69 · 05-10-2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

It's tuff to talk when your tongue is that ****ing fat.

**Bob Dole** · 05-10-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kcnut

The only thing jason whitlock ever suck at is his gut when trying to impressed the ladies.

You've obviously not had the "pleasure" of seeing Jason with an ice cream bar in his paw.

BIG_DADDY · 05-10-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlota69

You still doing MMA promotions?

Carlota69 · 05-10-2006, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

You still doing MMA promotions?

Yeah, a little bit. Why do you ask? Got an idea?

05-10-2006, 02:39 PM
Carlota69 MVP Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Las Vegas Casino cash: $9925282	Jason Whitlock Sux! I'm watching him right now on Rome is Burning, and he seems incredibly uncomfortable. He is horrible when speaking in front of a camera. He totally looks likes he's reading and he is stumbling. And now he's about to bag on KC's first round pick? Or is he? He's going off about hip hop players vs. foreign african American players like Tamba...Whatever...I can barely understand what he's saying he's stumbling and tripping over his words so much.
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big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2199100	The only thing jason whitlock ever suck at is his gut when trying to impressed the ladies. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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Carlota69 MVP Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Las Vegas Casino cash: $9925282	And I know this is sooo obvious to those who see him more, especially those in KC, but damn he is fat! I mean, the dude can't even sit up straight int he chair cause his overwhelmingly large belly wont let him. He should check out the "Working Out" thread that's on the board right now. Jees Jason, maybe skip a meal or give belemia (sp?) a try.
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05-10-2006, 02:54 PM	#9
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2199100	He should have a body bypass cause he really need a new body and this time don't eat out the gates bar b q joint. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $2558410	It's tuff to talk when your tongue is that ****ing fat. __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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chiefqueen On my throne Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $7892060	He tries to run the local marathon each but has a limo follow him and when he can't go any further the limo takes him to his favorite BBQ joint (Gates).
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