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Old 07-07-2006, 04:01 PM  
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Man sues Jordan as look-alike
Man sues Jordan as look-alike
PORTLAND, Ore., July 7 (UPI) -- A Portland, Ore., man is suing Michael Jordan because, he says, he's often mistaken for the basketball superstar and is tired of it.

Allen Heckard is also suing Nike founder Phil Knight for making Jordan one of the most recognized men in the world, KGW-TV, Portland, reports.

He's asking for a combined $832 million -- $416 million each.

"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard said.

KGW says Heckard stands just over six feet tall, about six inches shorter than Jordan, but has a shaved head with an earring in his left ear. He plays a lot of basketball, he says, and wears Air Jordan shoes because they're comfortable.
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Old 07-07-2006, 04:03 PM   #2
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Maybe he should also sue Jessica Simpson for being a moron.
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Old 07-07-2006, 04:03 PM   #3
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This has to be the dumbest lawsuit in the history of the world...
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Old 07-07-2006, 04:06 PM   #4
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Old 07-07-2006, 04:09 PM   #5
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And the man should have to pay all the court officials salaries, the lawyers of MJ, a $100,000 fine, spend a week in jail for wasting all of the peoples time.

Then he should be castrated so that he can't pass on any of his "idiot" gene's.
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Old 07-07-2006, 04:12 PM   #6
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The sad part is that the complainant is an albino from Singapore.

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Old 07-07-2006, 04:18 PM   #7
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As someone has said on another board I post at, the mother****er looks like a bald AC Green:



The audacity of this dude to say he plays like Jordan is worthy of a literal LOL.
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Old 07-07-2006, 04:35 PM   #8
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well they are both black... Allen has that going for him.
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Old 07-07-2006, 04:37 PM   #9
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well they are both black... Allen has that going for him.
If they were both Asian, you might be able to pull that trick on me.
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:03 PM   #10
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And the man should have to pay all the court officials salaries, the lawyers of MJ, a $100,000 fine, spend a week in jail for wasting all of the peoples time.

Then he should be castrated so that he can't pass on any of his "idiot" gene's.
Amen and no shit! The guy is a complete waste of skin and space on this earth.
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:05 PM   #11
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Yeah.

I hope his skull falls off.

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Old 07-07-2006, 05:08 PM   #12
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I hesitate to laugh about this because I know damn well that somewhere there's a jury dumb enough to award him that money.
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:20 PM   #13
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This has to be the dumbest lawsuit in the history of the world...
At least a close second the hot coffee lawsuit (McDonald's) is still the dumbest one IMO.
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I hesitate to laugh about this because I know damn well that somewhere there's a jury dumb enough to award him that money.
Sad but true.
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Why? Do you want him to sue an Indian electrician?
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