My cholesterol

jidar · 08:40 AM

Yesterday I went in and had my blood pressure and cholesterol checked. I'm 30 so I guess it was time for it, and my diet is horrible and lately I'm a fat bastard. I fully expected to be told I had to change my ways or die in 6 months.
Instead my Dr. says to me "You have the lowest cholesterol levels of any human being I have ever seen."
My HDL (good choleterol) was 15 and my LDL (bad) was N/A.. or 0
wtf? The way I eat? Seriously Cheeseburger is my primary food group.
So I guess I just hit the genetic jackpot basically. For whatever reason I just don't store cholesterol in my blood. Maybe my digestive system is discarding it and shitting it out? I dunno.

So anyway, I'm thinking of starting a group of super humans. We will fight crime.

12-20-2006, 08:35 AM	Topic Starter
jidar MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: a Casino cash: $10004900	My cholesterol Yesterday I went in and had my blood pressure and cholesterol checked. I'm 30 so I guess it was time for it, and my diet is horrible and lately I'm a fat bastard. I fully expected to be told I had to change my ways or die in 6 months. Instead my Dr. says to me "You have the lowest cholesterol levels of any human being I have ever seen." My HDL (good choleterol) was 15 and my LDL (bad) was N/A.. or 0 wtf? The way I eat? Seriously Cheeseburger is my primary food group. So I guess I just hit the genetic jackpot basically. For whatever reason I just don't store cholesterol in my blood. Maybe my digestive system is discarding it and shitting it out? I dunno. So anyway, I'm thinking of starting a group of super humans. We will fight crime. Last edited by jidar; 12-20-2006 at 08:40 AM..
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