Wrong Number

**CosmicPal** · 03-29-2007, 02:24 PM

So, I get this call on my cell. The number doesn't pull up a name from my address book, but it is a local number, so I answer it anyways.

It's some chick, "Hello, is Eileen there?"

My reply, "Nope. But, could you do me a favor and tell that slut to stop throwing my clothes out in the front yard? It's getting old, dammit. It's not like I slept around on her or anything. Damn. Say, wanna come over? Bring a bottle of Jack and a can of whipped cream."

A long moment of silence before the gal finally replies softly, "I think I have the wrong number."

Click.

4th and Long · 03-29-2007, 02:26 PM

I'm sorry but someone told me your name was Eileen. There was no reason to be rude to me like that on the phone.

Crush · 03-29-2007, 02:27 PM

journeyscarab · 03-29-2007, 02:31 PM

You should have pulled the scene from Dave Chappels "When Keeping It Real Goes Bad" about the hangup call!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFXwvS6SCQk

Natty_Light_Man · 03-29-2007, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by journeyscarab

You should have pulled the scene from Dave Chappels "When Keeping It Real Goes Bad" about the hangup call!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFXwvS6SCQk

Very good....

Chief Chief · 03-29-2007, 03:14 PM

She most likely was in shock that Eileen had converted to heterosexualism.

Rooster · 03-29-2007, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by journeyscarab

You should have pulled the scene from Dave Chappels "When Keeping It Real Goes Bad" about the hangup call!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFXwvS6SCQk

I hadn't seen that one before. Funny stuff.

unothadeal · 03-29-2007, 03:29 PM

Did you "Come On Eileen"?

**Bwana** · 03-30-2007, 05:49 AM

LOL Nice

Simplex3 · 03-30-2007, 06:36 AM

That may be better than my "Oh man! Didn't you hear?!? (S)he was in a horrible car wreck today and died." A little less final.

03-29-2007, 02:24 PM
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Wrong Number So, I get this call on my cell. The number doesn't pull up a name from my address book, but it is a local number, so I answer it anyways. It's some chick, "Hello, is Eileen there?" My reply, "Nope. But, could you do me a favor and tell that slut to stop throwing my clothes out in the front yard? It's getting old, dammit. It's not like I slept around on her or anything. Damn. Say, wanna come over? Bring a bottle of Jack and a can of whipped cream." A long moment of silence before the gal finally replies softly, "I think I have the wrong number." Click.
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03-29-2007, 02:26 PM	#2
4th and Long Wheeeeee!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $9144925	I'm sorry but someone told me your name was Eileen. There was no reason to be rude to me like that on the phone. __________________
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03-29-2007, 02:27 PM	#3
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03-29-2007, 02:31 PM	#4
journeyscarab SHOCKERS BABY! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Overland Park, KS Casino cash: $3503555	You should have pulled the scene from Dave Chappels "When Keeping It Real Goes Bad" about the hangup call! http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFXwvS6SCQk
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03-29-2007, 03:14 PM	#6
Chief Chief Veteran Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City MO Casino cash: $10004900	She most likely was in shock that Eileen had converted to heterosexualism.
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03-29-2007, 03:29 PM	#8
unothadeal HOF 20?? Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $5115120	Did you "Come On Eileen"?
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03-30-2007, 05:49 AM	#9
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139163647	LOL Nice __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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03-30-2007, 06:36 AM	#10
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	That may be better than my "Oh man! Didn't you hear?!? (S)he was in a horrible car wreck today and died." A little less final.
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