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10-27-2007, 11:13 AM | #2 |
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What about "That Owner" who lets his pet shit in your yard while on a walk and doesn't pick it up?
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10-27-2007, 11:15 AM | #3 |
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The "lovable" family dog who's 150 years old, smells like ass, is blind in one eye, and can't see out of the other.
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10-27-2007, 11:17 AM | #4 | |
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10-27-2007, 11:18 AM | #5 |
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the little sh1t dog... excessive hyper barking, circling . usually run in packs of two.
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10-27-2007, 11:24 AM | #6 | |
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My brother has 3 friggin puggs. Most worthless dogs ever. The oldest one is blind, has crap oozing out of her eyes constantly, loosing it's hair. All it does is wheez,snort,and blow snot all over. It thinks anyone who comes over is there to hold it and pet it. It's always trying to smear it's face on your pant legs to wipe the crap off of it's face. And when it does go outside to crap half the time it has a turd still sticking to it's ass when it comes in. Just fuggin gross. Put the thing down already.
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10-27-2007, 11:27 AM | #7 |
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That reminds me of white pets -peacocks and such
all white but the large brown circle around it's butt |
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10-27-2007, 11:29 AM | #8 |
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Mangy Ass Dog
The dog that has some kind of weird problem with its ass that causes the hair to fall out and the dog walks around dragging its ass all over the place to scratch because he can't reach it and the owner says stuff like "Yeah, we need to see about that someday. He's got a problem with his ass or something.". FAX |
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10-27-2007, 11:32 AM | #9 |
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The farting dog
Dog whose farts could bring any man to tears. Farts usually occur after having guests for dinner. Guests thinks it's cute to give dog food. Guest don't have to fear the repercussions.
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10-27-2007, 11:39 AM | #10 |
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Big stupid dogs that won't leave you alone, and the owners who let them. Mainly this one's on the owners. People should control their pets and control their kids. Some do neither. If I'm a guest in your house, and your big stupid dog (made even more hyper by the fact that you live in the city and leave it locked in a cage 10 hours a day) is, in its quest for affection and attention, mugging me, drooling all over me, clawing my skin and ripping holes in my clothes, all while you sit there and think it's cute that the dog likes me so much, YOU'RE A fuckING ASSHOLE.
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10-27-2007, 11:40 AM | #11 |
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Slobber Dog
The dog that has more tongue than snout and leaves a trail of slobberslime wherever he goes and likes to sniff your shoes and deposits a giant glob of gooey, regurgitated dog snot smack dab on top of your new $150.00 italian loafers. FAX |
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10-27-2007, 11:42 AM | #12 |
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-- crotch sniffing dog
-- excessive licker dog -- you touched me and as punishment I'm going to be all over you for the rest of the visit, because you might want to do it again. Occasionally I will you remind you of my existence with my wet nose or a lick dog |
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10-27-2007, 11:43 AM | #13 | |
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10-27-2007, 11:44 AM | #14 |
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I cant stand lewd monkies that are always beating off in front of female company.
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10-27-2007, 11:48 AM | #15 |
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