weirdest sex stuff

tooge · 05-15-2007, 12:12 PM

So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?

eazyb81 · 05-15-2007, 12:15 PM

I have heard rumors of humans with mini-tails, but have never actually seen one.

About two years ago I had a one-night stand with a girl that had a belly button in the middle of her chest, just below her rack. It was creepy.

DenverChief · 05-15-2007, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?

you want pics?

58-4ever · 05-15-2007, 12:15 PM

Tail? Yeah right. That was her penis!

crazycoffey · 05-15-2007, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by eazyb81

About two years ago I had a one-night stand with a girl that had a belly button in the middle of her chest, just below her rack. It was creepy.

How old was she?

(too many face lifts....)

Brianfo · 05-15-2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?

That is freaking hilarious. I would not have been able to perform after an encounter like that.

MOhillbilly · 05-15-2007, 12:27 PM

sure it wasnt a shaved dog?

**Saulbadguy** · 05-15-2007, 12:29 PM

Humans can have tails. Of course, evolution is a myth.

Mr. Laz · 05-15-2007, 12:32 PM

i really haven't experience much weird stuff

hooked up with some girl that started yowling like a cat when we were going at it .... i mean LOUD yowling.

was kinda different

**The Franchise** · 05-15-2007, 12:38 PM

It wasn't a "down there" type of experience.

I was with a chick once....who wanted to be punched.....in the face. According to her....it got her angry...which in turn got her turned on more.

tooge · 05-15-2007, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief

you want pics?

Man, I am not sure. I sort of have a weak stomach for human deformity kind of stuff, so ummm sure!

**Easy 6** · 05-15-2007, 12:39 PM

YIKES!!!

I've heard of people with small tails before.

But i would have to be SO drunk & desperate, to be able to keep a stiffy after seeing a "tail".

tooge · 05-15-2007, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

sure it wasnt a shaved dog?

Liek I said, it wasn't me, and he never really said if she was panting, drooling, and yelping, just that she had a "tail". Personally, I would have freaked out and got out of there as quickly as I could (after finishing my business of course).

**noa** · 05-15-2007, 12:43 PM

Jews have horns and tails

booger · 05-15-2007, 12:43 PM

I agree with those who think it was a dog. When they docked her tail they didn't get close enough. Does she have webbed feet and her dew claws yet too?

05-15-2007, 12:12 PM
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3654112	weirdest sex stuff So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?
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eazyb81 The Illuminati Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: the road less traveled Casino cash: $10004900	I have heard rumors of humans with mini-tails, but have never actually seen one. About two years ago I had a one-night stand with a girl that had a belly button in the middle of her chest, just below her rack. It was creepy.
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Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $3367775	YIKES!!! I've heard of people with small tails before. But i would have to be SO drunk & desperate, to be able to keep a stiffy after seeing a "tail".
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booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1148550	I agree with those who think it was a dog. When they docked her tail they didn't get close enough. Does she have webbed feet and her dew claws yet too? __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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