Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet

Rooster · 03-12-2008, 09:14 AM

I suppose this would be considered a poop thread. OMG where do I start.

Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet
The Associated Press
Posted on Wed, Mar. 12, 2008 08:53 AM

NESS CITY, Kan. | Law officers in western Kansas are investigating the bizarre case of a woman they say sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the boyfriend called his office late last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

The sheriff said the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.”

Whipple said the woman at first refused ambulance service and “didn’t want to leave.” She’s hospitalized in Wichita, but is refusing to talk with authorities. The boyfriend claims she stayed in the bathroom of her own free will.

Whipple said his office may charge the boyfriend with mistreatment of a dependent adult.
http://www.kansascity.com/news/break...ry/527676.html

milkman · 03-12-2008, 09:15 AM

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=181493

repost

Rooster · 03-12-2008, 09:18 AM

It was Redrum 69 thread.

Hammock Parties · 03-12-2008, 09:27 AM

Bitch needed to shit or get off the pot.

Chief Pote · 03-12-2008, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE

Bitch needed to shit or get off the pot.

I'll have to admit, that's funny.

biggunns · 03-12-2008, 10:03 AM

Guess she was full of S-it......

teedubya · 03-12-2008, 10:29 AM

THis is fascinating. If I was the boyfriend, I would probably be cheating on her stank ass.

Some people take longer to finish the crossword puzzles, I guess.

xbarretx · 03-12-2008, 10:32 AM

so did she eat in there? and sponge herself?

**Iowanian** · 03-12-2008, 10:50 AM

Thats rough.

My feet get all stingy after 5 minutes.

shakesthecat · 03-12-2008, 10:50 AM

This thread is worthless without pics

**chasedude** · 03-12-2008, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Thats rough.

My feet get all stingy after 5 minutes.

I've passed out on the toilet once partying one night. I woke up the next morning still on the seat. My legs were so numb I had to crawl out of the bathroom into the living room to get the feeling back in my legs. Talk about pens and needles, that was a horrible experience.

Pitt Gorilla · 03-12-2008, 10:58 AM

You Kansas folks are always coming up with new kinds of crazy.

teedubya · 03-12-2008, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shakesthecat

This thread is worthless without pics

does this help?

Im here to ASSist.

eazyb81 · 03-12-2008, 12:36 PM

So did he have a 2nd toilet or did he just go in between her legs?

xbarretx · 03-12-2008, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shakesthecat

This thread is worthless without pics

and or antifreeze

03-12-2008, 09:14 AM
Rooster Draft a QB Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: JoCo Casino cash: $9951689	Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet I suppose this would be considered a poop thread. OMG where do I start. Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet The Associated Press Posted on Wed, Mar. 12, 2008 08:53 AM NESS CITY, Kan. \| Law officers in western Kansas are investigating the bizarre case of a woman they say sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the boyfriend called his office late last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend. The sheriff said the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.” Whipple said the woman at first refused ambulance service and “didn’t want to leave.” She’s hospitalized in Wichita, but is refusing to talk with authorities. The boyfriend claims she stayed in the bathroom of her own free will. Whipple said his office may charge the boyfriend with mistreatment of a dependent adult. http://www.kansascity.com/news/break...ry/527676.html
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