Is that a keyboard in your pocket?

[Megbert]

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Jeans with a keyboard crotch

Type in public, get arrested, regret rubbish purchase
You've got to love a bit of convergence. From wired up jackets that play and control your MP3 player to hats with headphones in, we're always up for a bit of crossover fashion tech. As long as it's not a massive steaming pile of old spunk, that is.
Unfortunately, these novelty keyboard jeans are exactly that. Designed by Erik De Nijs, the bumbling inventor has foolishly located the keyboard directly over your man area, meaning any attempts at typing in a public place are likely to render you branded some kind of self-touchy perv. And reaching for the mouse handily located in the back pocket will surely only compound matters.
Slung ludicrously low in the crotch, from the head on view it looks like the wearer has been run over by a truck, and to be honest, who'd blame the truck driver?

[Reaper16]

The only pants that allow you to type in search phrases for pornography while simultaneously tickling your rod.