Poop Looks like a drunk driver missed smashing into my house by about 100 yards.

**pr_capone** · 04-25-2008, 02:20 AM

This guy was FLYING down the street at what must have been 100+ MPH in a beat up white truck. He crossed the center line right in front of my house and went over the curb about 100 yards away from my place.

He somehow managed to get back on the road after running through a street sign and was immediately pursued by a LEO who usually parks his vehicle in an empty lot in front of my home.

I had to run to the gas station anyway and saw that he had finally been pulled over and was failing a sobriety test miserably. I hope they tune him up a bit before hauling him in.

**007** · 04-25-2008, 02:24 AM

WE had a driver like that on our road about a year ago. He ended up flying into a building when he hit the end of the road and neglected to even attempt to stop. LITERALLY FLEW!!!!

It was an empty building, thank God!!!

**CrazyPhuD** · 04-25-2008, 02:54 AM

JA is still celebrating the new contract?

Chief Chief · 04-25-2008, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone

I hope they tune him up a bit before hauling him in.

If they know what's good for him, they'll tune him up with a Taser!!

BWillie · 04-25-2008, 06:17 AM

Never understood why some people drive more crazily when they are intoxicated. If I'm ever the tiniest bit intoxicated I just go slower, consciously be more aware of my surroundings, and stop completely at traffic control devices. Same thing goes for people that don't have licenses and have warrants out for their arrest.

cadmonkey · 04-25-2008, 06:39 AM

100 yards? Thats like a football field's length away. You were fine.

Ultra Peanut · 04-25-2008, 07:07 AM

That was no drunk driver. That was Slayer.

**Dartgod** · 04-25-2008, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

That was no drunk driver. That was Slayer.

DAMMIT, UP! I wanted to be the first in with the Slayer joke.

ChiefsFan4Life · 04-25-2008, 07:19 AM

I'd hardly call 100 yards "missed"

He wasn't even close

Way to be all dramatic about it

Sure-Oz · 04-25-2008, 08:58 AM

Maybe he meant 100 ft? aghhhh

**penguinz** · 04-25-2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Never understood why some people drive more crazily when they are intoxicated. If I'm ever the tiniest bit intoxicated I just go slower, consciously be more aware of my surroundings, and stop completely at traffic control devices. Same thing goes for people that don't have licenses and have warrants out for their arrest.

BS

Sure-Oz · 04-25-2008, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Never understood why some people drive more crazily when they are intoxicated. If I'm ever the tiniest bit intoxicated I just go slower, consciously be more aware of my surroundings, and stop completely at traffic control devices. Same thing goes for people that don't have licenses and have warrants out for their arrest.

There is slightly intoxicated and ****ing wasted...to account for

stlchiefs · 04-25-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFan4Life

I'd hardly call 100 yards "missed"

He wasn't even close

Way to be all dramatic about it

Jeez, drama queen, you'd think you got hit by lighting in your car or something.

Sure-Oz · 04-25-2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by stlchiefs

Jeez, drama queen, you'd think you got hit by lighting in your car or something.

if that house would've moved 100 yards who knows what would've happend

xbarretx · 04-25-2008, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

JA is still celebrating the new contract?

OMG

!!!!!! Rep!

04-25-2008, 02:20 AM
pr_capone THREEPEAT!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NWMO Casino cash: $9948214	Looks like a drunk driver missed smashing into my house by about 100 yards. This guy was FLYING down the street at what must have been 100+ MPH in a beat up white truck. He crossed the center line right in front of my house and went over the curb about 100 yards away from my place. He somehow managed to get back on the road after running through a street sign and was immediately pursued by a LEO who usually parks his vehicle in an empty lot in front of my home. I had to run to the gas station anyway and saw that he had finally been pulled over and was failing a sobriety test miserably. I hope they tune him up a bit before hauling him in.
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04-25-2008, 02:24 AM	#2
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $12140126 VARSITY	WE had a driver like that on our road about a year ago. He ended up flying into a building when he hit the end of the road and neglected to even attempt to stop. LITERALLY FLEW!!!! It was an empty building, thank God!!! __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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04-25-2008, 02:54 AM	#3
CrazyPhuD Meow Join Date: Jun 2005 Casino cash: $10005050	JA is still celebrating the new contract?
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04-25-2008, 06:17 AM	#5
BWillie Are you ready to Rumble? Join Date: Apr 2006 Casino cash: $-1478759	Never understood why some people drive more crazily when they are intoxicated. If I'm ever the tiniest bit intoxicated I just go slower, consciously be more aware of my surroundings, and stop completely at traffic control devices. Same thing goes for people that don't have licenses and have warrants out for their arrest.
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04-25-2008, 06:39 AM	#6
cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	100 yards? Thats like a football field's length away. You were fine. __________________
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04-25-2008, 07:07 AM	#7
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	That was no drunk driver. That was Slayer. __________________
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04-25-2008, 07:19 AM	#9
ChiefsFan4Life DT: HOF Class of 2009 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fenton, MO Casino cash: $9994900	I'd hardly call 100 yards "missed" He wasn't even close Way to be all dramatic about it
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04-25-2008, 08:58 AM	#10
Sure-Oz Stay positive, don't give up Join Date: Dec 2001 Casino cash: $1639383	Maybe he meant 100 ft? aghhhh
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