Life No longer collecting unemployment checks!

Goldmember · 07-17-2009, 02:08 AM

thank God, I was almost out of stamps to mail those damn questionnaires back!

For the week of July 12-

Did you look for work? yes
Were you able to work? yes
Did you win the lottery? no
Did you cash in your Chiefs Planet Casino Cash? no
Did you pimp your wife out this week? yes

**Scorp** · 07-17-2009, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Goldmember

thank God, I was almost out of stamps to mail those damn questionnaires back!

For the week of July 12-

Did you look for work? yes
Were you able to work? yes
Did you win the lottery? no
Did you cash in your Chiefs Planet Casino Cash? no
Did you pimp your wife out this week? yes

Why in the hell are you mailing stuff and not doing it over the internet? It takes me 30 seconds to file my claim each week.

Goldmember · 07-17-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp

Why in the hell are you mailing stuff and not doing it over the internet? It takes me 30 seconds to file my claim each week.

Don't know, why don't you ask the state of CA why they are still living in the 19th century

Fish · 07-17-2009, 08:17 AM

They still make postage stamps?

**Scorp** · 07-17-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

They still make postage stamps?

Only Whacko Jacko stamps.

acesn8s · 07-17-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldmember

thank God, I was almost out of stamps to mail those damn questionnaires back!

For the week of July 12-

Did you look for work? yes
Were you able to work? yes
Did you win the lottery? no
Did you cash in your Chiefs Planet Casino Cash? no
Did you pimp your wife out this week? yes

Bragger!

Chaunceythe3rd · 07-17-2009, 08:09 PM

What is unemployment other than a concept of the relative state of the economy? I understand an underperforming personal financial portfolio but why don't you fall back to Plan B?

**BigMeatballDave** · 07-17-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaunceythe3rd

What is unemployment other than a concept of the relative state of the economy? I understand an underperforming personal financial portfolio but why don't you fall back to Plan B?

huh?

07-17-2009, 02:08 AM	Topic Starter
Goldmember You GOTTA get it done! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Northern California Casino cash: $9856738	No longer collecting unemployment checks! thank God, I was almost out of stamps to mail those damn questionnaires back! For the week of July 12- Did you look for work? yes Were you able to work? yes Did you win the lottery? no Did you cash in your Chiefs Planet Casino Cash? no Did you pimp your wife out this week? yes
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Fish Ain't no relax! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $-1441081	They still make postage stamps? __________________
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Chaunceythe3rd Superior Breeding Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Boston Casino cash: $9915419	What is unemployment other than a concept of the relative state of the economy? I understand an underperforming personal financial portfolio but why don't you fall back to Plan B?
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