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View Poll Results: Have you ever paid for phone-sex? | |||
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1 | 1.32% |
Yeah, I have *shudder* |
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4 | 5.26% |
I'd rather not say, but, it's possible. |
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2 | 2.63% |
Paid? lol, no. |
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62 | 81.58% |
GAZ has a misses and well, so do i. |
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7 | 9.21% |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Of course not. Have you?
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Seriously?
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Have you ever had sex to pay for a phone?
Me neither. But I know a guy, and him and her GOT IT ON! Whoo-wee! No, no they didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like. |
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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#8 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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seriously bored, all. Carry on... lol,
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#9 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Another Gay thread by GoSimply.
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#10 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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I only paid for phone sex once, when I got too horny from staring at the hot chick in the apartment across from my building.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Back in the 80s when I first got out of college, there was a triple witching hour of decreased long-distance costs, increased use of 800 numbers, and the rise of phone sex lines. They were kind of a phenomenon for a couple of years. So one night a girlfriend and I saw an ad somewhere and decided to call and check it out.
It was the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. It wasn't live, but rather pre-recorded. I don't remember if we knew that beforehand, but I suspect we did because I don't think we would've had the nerve at that age to call a live line. Anyway, it was some woman with a horrific twangy southern accent reading a book with absolutely no thought whatsoever, just reading line after line like it was a cookbook or something. "Hay put his [censored] in hair [censored] an' yailed 'holy mamma this fells gud' and shay moaned 'yay-us, do mah [censored], bay-bee. Do it rail hard'." It was not stimulating in any way, shape, or form. In fact, it was really kind of gross and embarrassing, and we hung up within about two minutes, amidst grimaces and looks of disgust.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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No. I saved my cash for the phone-divorce.
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#15 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Wouldn't you rather pay for the real thing?
Besides, aren't guy more visually stimulated? Put in a porno. |
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