New Canadian national symbol

[Over-Head]

This just in from PM Steven Harper


Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Maple Leaf to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Sources say te USA just may follow.