Movies and TV SNL with Barkley...actually funny

keg in kc · 01-10-2010, 12:29 AM

I'm almost stunned at how ****ing hilarious this show has been from start to finish.

Nearly died of laughter during the bit where Alicia Keys was booty calling Andy Samberg.

-King- · 01-10-2010, 12:30 AM

I shoulda watched just to see Alicia Keys.

keg in kc · 01-10-2010, 12:39 AM

OMFG the scared straight skit...

Kenan Thompson: "When I was growin up I was just a street rat who snuck in to see the soldier's daughter. And then I got caught stealin apples with my monkey friend Abu."

Charles Barkley: "That's right."

Kenan" "Pretty soon I'm on a magic carpet gettin chased by a crazy wizard named Jafar. Is that what you want?! Hmm?! You want to hang out with a genie who sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire?! 'cause this is real!"

Andy Samberg: "I think that's the movie Aladdin."

Kenan jumps at him and grabs him: "Hey boy, you better watch yourself. When you get to prison you'll be rubbin something alright. But it ain't gonna be no magic lamp."

Barkley: "And it won't be no genie that pops out."

Kenan: "Yeah. They gonna be so Jafar up your butt you'll have three wishes all right. Stop. Please stop. And Kill Me."

**cdcox** · 01-10-2010, 12:50 AM

The golf swing bit was pretty funny, too.

keg in kc · 01-10-2010, 12:51 AM

Kenan: "One time I was sittin in my cubicle at work when I received a FedEx package with a ringing telephone in it. Next thing I know, some dude named Morpheus is givin me pills and everybody's callin me The One."

Barkley: "Is that what you clowns want?!"

Kenan: "You gotta meet with some old ass oracle and Agent Smith won't let you use the telephone?"

Barkley: "Clowns, this is real!"

Bobby Moynihan: "Okay, that's obviously the Matrix."

Kenan: "Okay, you gonna talk about me right there to my face. Tryin to get up under my skin right-" (Grabs Moynihan) "Boy, you better close your damn mouth! Or the only pills you gonna be takin is muscle relaxants! And you ain't gonna be swallowin a red one or a blue one, it's gonna be a black one and a latino one!'

Barkley: "And you won't be pluggin into the Matrix, they'll be pluggin into your buttcheeks!"

Kenan: "Yeah, you gonna be fightin off 100 Agent Smiths alright. Only replace Smiths with Johnsons. Now here's a demonstration. This is you." (Moves like he's slow mo in the Matrix.) "Guess what this is." (Points at his forehead several times with both hands.) "Body fluids!"

DBOSHO · 01-10-2010, 01:42 AM

I literally lmao when they had charles sweep with a broom and my favorite skit was the peeping tom security or whatever with bill hader. He is hilarious

**BigMeatballDave** · 01-10-2010, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing

I shoulda watched just to see Alicia Keys.

Yeah, she's quite delicious.

01-10-2010, 12:29 AM
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	SNL with Barkley...actually funny I'm almost stunned at how ****ing hilarious this show has been from start to finish. Nearly died of laughter during the bit where Alicia Keys was booty calling Andy Samberg.
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01-10-2010, 12:30 AM	#2
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01-10-2010, 12:39 AM	#3
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	OMFG the scared straight skit... Kenan Thompson: "When I was growin up I was just a street rat who snuck in to see the soldier's daughter. And then I got caught stealin apples with my monkey friend Abu." Charles Barkley: "That's right." Kenan" "Pretty soon I'm on a magic carpet gettin chased by a crazy wizard named Jafar. Is that what you want?! Hmm?! You want to hang out with a genie who sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire?! 'cause this is real!" Andy Samberg: "I think that's the movie Aladdin." Kenan jumps at him and grabs him: "Hey boy, you better watch yourself. When you get to prison you'll be rubbin something alright. But it ain't gonna be no magic lamp." Barkley: "And it won't be no genie that pops out." Kenan: "Yeah. They gonna be so Jafar up your butt you'll have three wishes all right. Stop. Please stop. And Kill Me."
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01-10-2010, 12:50 AM	#4
cdcox www.nfl-forecast.com Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $-588231	The golf swing bit was pretty funny, too.
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01-10-2010, 12:51 AM	#5
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	Kenan: "One time I was sittin in my cubicle at work when I received a FedEx package with a ringing telephone in it. Next thing I know, some dude named Morpheus is givin me pills and everybody's callin me The One." Barkley: "Is that what you clowns want?!" Kenan: "You gotta meet with some old ass oracle and Agent Smith won't let you use the telephone?" Barkley: "Clowns, this is real!" Bobby Moynihan: "Okay, that's obviously the Matrix." Kenan: "Okay, you gonna talk about me right there to my face. Tryin to get up under my skin right-" (Grabs Moynihan) "Boy, you better close your damn mouth! Or the only pills you gonna be takin is muscle relaxants! And you ain't gonna be swallowin a red one or a blue one, it's gonna be a black one and a latino one!' Barkley: "And you won't be pluggin into the Matrix, they'll be pluggin into your buttcheeks!" Kenan: "Yeah, you gonna be fightin off 100 Agent Smiths alright. Only replace Smiths with Johnsons. Now here's a demonstration. This is you." (Moves like he's slow mo in the Matrix.) "Guess what this is." (Points at his forehead several times with both hands.) "Body fluids!"
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01-10-2010, 01:42 AM	#6
DBOSHO trap champ Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	I literally lmao when they had charles sweep with a broom and my favorite skit was the peeping tom security or whatever with bill hader. He is hilarious __________________ Orginator of the group repost
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