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Old 02-16-2010, 02:53 PM  
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-- How do you cope w/ your 'Swamp-Ass' issue?
Yeah, say you go out on a Friday night and forget to powder up your butthole. How do you maintain or reachieve that freshness? Do you gamble (assuming you probably won't score, anyway?)

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Do you carry around wet-naps? Do you try that ax deodorant spray?

Or, is it such a rare occurance that it's pointless to care that you smell like asshole?


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Old 02-16-2010, 02:54 PM   #2
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:54 PM   #3
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:56 PM   #4
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:58 PM   #5
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Old 02-16-2010, 03:00 PM   #6
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