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Old 04-14-2010, 11:27 PM  
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FAX And The Lonely Australian Girl
At 1:00 pm, this upcoming Sunday, I am attending a gathering of the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX's entire family. In and of itself, this is not particularly unusual. It is a close family and we get together fairly often for dinners and lunches and the occasional weekend crazy blowout featuring water skiing, martinis, and live bluegrass music. However, the reason for this weekend's event is somewhat unusual.

One of my brothers-in-law has been communicating via the internet thing with a girl from Australia. Apparently, they have texted or whatever they have done with each other and exchanged photographs. Now, this girl is flying to the United States of America in order to spend "time" with the brother-in-law and he is throwing a party for the purpose of introducing this person to his family.

I need some help. First off, I don't know a whole heck of a lot about Australia. I googled up some stuff then brushed my teeth and did an internet search. What I found is that it is a country on the other side of the Earth with kangaroos and strange indigenous persons who (in antiquity) used long spears to kill lizards and protect their cave paintings from aliens.

Second off, this party has every potential to be extremely awkward and I am taking it upon myself to do whatever is necessary (within reason, of course) to make this Australian person feel comfortable so that her relationship with my brother-in-law will flourish. Or, failing that, at least avoid the possibility that she run screaming into the streets.

Any ideas as to how to best impress a girl from Australia who has flown thousands of miles in pursuit of love? All contributions would be appreciated.

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Old 04-14-2010, 11:29 PM   #2
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Old 04-14-2010, 11:30 PM   #3
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Old 04-14-2010, 11:32 PM   #4
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Australian girls like to party. I have known two Australian girls, from different generations, and they were both party animals.

Get her liqoured up.
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Old 04-14-2010, 11:36 PM   #5
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Excellent advice, Mr. GoChiefs. Most excellent.

I seem to recall that they like beer in Australia. I wonder if they prefer warm, dark beer like the Europeans or if they like cold, light beer like the American peoples? Do they drink hard liquor, as well? Wine?

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Old 04-14-2010, 11:36 PM   #6
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Paul Hogan and Rugby is all i can come up with when i think australia
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Old 04-14-2010, 11:38 PM   #7
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Rugby. Not a bad idea.

We're having this gathering at a home with a large, flat back lawn. Normally, we play croquet. Maybe I should bring a rugby ball. I think I can find one. She'll probably know the rules.

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Old 04-14-2010, 11:39 PM   #8
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Do they wear grass skirts in Australia? The reason I ask is that it can get pretty humid around here.

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Old 04-14-2010, 11:42 PM   #9
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I'm thinking about barbecuing some shrimp, maybe. I think Australian girls like barbecued shrimp.

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Old 04-14-2010, 11:43 PM   #10
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My, somewhat limited, experiences with the Australians is they are some of the coolest people in the world. Less bland than a Canadian and without the large stick in the arse of the British.

I don't know the age of this girl but one of the things that concerns me personally is the Aussie gov restrictions on "mature" video games. They even go so far as to strip some of the blood and violence out of games like Left 4 Dead. If she likes to game maybe that sort of thing would be up her alley, would depend on the person though.
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Have a boomerrang throwing contest. She'll probably win and that will make her feel superior to you all.

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Old 04-14-2010, 11:51 PM   #14
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Be sure to say "let's put another shrimp on the barbie!" in a goofy voice then kind of giggle after....great ice breaker.

Edit: The goofy voice should be your pathetic attempt at an Australian accent.
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Alas, I have no wombat having never played wom. I have a baseball bat and, interestingly, a cricket bat that was a gift from a New York taxi cab driver (but that's another story, entirely). Do they play cricket?

I think that Walgreens has boomerangs. I might pick up a couple of those just in case one doesn't make it back.

The video game idea is good. A couple of the guys have some extremely vile and disgusting video games. And what the hell is meat pie?

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