Lets hear your moves

[HoneyBadger]

So it seems that I'm always have new hot girls stopping by my place. I can seem to attract them to me pretty well, and they have fun with me. However I can never seem to move the party from the living room to my bedroom.

This begs the questions, what types of moves do you use to not make things awkward and get the girl to go to your room?

[LaChapelle]

Ya know
you can **** just about anywhere

[HoneyBadger]

Originally Posted by LaChapelle

Ya know
you can **** just about anywhere

This is true. But I'm not really into having my roommate watching.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Just pull out your dick and tell her she knows what to do.

[LaChapelle]

Rejection won't give you anSTD
just practice

[Stewie]

Dude, they're at your place and having fun with you. You're 99% of the way there. When she least suspects it just lean over and kiss her. She'll respond either by going at it with you or punch you in the dick. It's a 50/50 proposition.

[HoneyBadger]

Originally Posted by Stewie

Dude, they're at your place and having fun with you. You're 99% of the way there. When she least suspects it just lean over and kiss her. She'll respond either by going at it with you or punch you in the dick. It's a 50/50 proposition.

So the surprise kiss works? I've had mixed reactions with just leaning over and kissing

[Jenson71]

Tell her you have a little kitten in your room that you want her to see. And when you go in with her, say "Oh no, looks like my snake ate it."

That should do it.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

People get way too wrapped up in rejection. If you're afraid of the word no, you'll never get to the word yes.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Jenson71

Tell her you have a little kitten in your room that you want her to see. And when you go in with her, say "Oh no, looks like my snake ate it."

That should do it.

Exactly. That's when you pull out your dick snake and tell her she knows what to do.

[HoneyBadger]

Originally Posted by Jenson71

Tell her you have a little kitten in your room that you want her to see. And when you go in with her, say "Oh no, looks like my snake ate it."

That should do it.

[Jenson71]

Originally Posted by fire_lm

Well, I was pretty much joking. I don't think I'd ever say that, actually. But well, what the hell, try it if you want.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Exactly. That's when you pull out your dick snake and tell her she knows what to do.

If for whatever reason she doesn't know what to do, tell her it's the eye for an eye theory. The snake ate the kitten, she should eat the snake.

[HoneyBadger]

Originally Posted by Jenson71

Well, I was pretty much joking. I don't think I'd ever say that, actually. But well, what the hell, try it if you want.

Ya me either. But I'm sure the alcohol could say it for anyone.

[Delano]

Give her a tour of your place. When she gets to the threshold of your bedroom, club her on the brain stem.
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